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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. Are you in middle school?
  2. Did a grilled pineapple just show it's face on this thread?
  3. Can you make the pics scratch and sniff?
  4. Paco replied to phdhorn's topic in Food and Travel
    You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
  5. Paco replied to phdhorn's topic in Food and Travel
    Welp, I know what I'm doing this weekend.
  6. I wish. So many apartments have these discriminatory rules like "Dogs less than 50 lbs". WTF? I think Hanks head weighs 50 lbs.
  7. My job is in Petaluma, and I've found some temporary digs in town. But I'll keep looking, if something more interesting comes up I can move easily. And yes, I can dig me some wine.
  8. I decided fuck working another Texas summer, so I took a job in Sonoma county, should be here till October. Things I've noticed in my first week: The weather is awesome. Everything is expensive as FUCK. I seem to be the only one wearing any sort of camo as part of my everyday attire. Shitload of chain restaurants. There's a lot of people here. Did I mention everything is expensive as fuck? So gimme tips on shit to do and things to see. Much appreciated.
  9. Paco replied to phdhorn's topic in Food and Travel
    Wait lemme guess...$116.00?
  10. Chicken!
  11. 1234
  12. This shit right here^^. One of the cooks from another team said he saw a bunch of "kids" judging brisket. Oh well, even playing field. Like I said, it's usually a total crapshoot
  13. I just drove through El Paso about six hours ago. Damnit
  14. Cinco de Mayo, dudes Sent from my XT1650 using Tapatalk
  15. No feedback. I just thought it was too to dry, but you never know how it's going to hold up in the time it takes for judging.
  16. Will the words we have make any sense?
  17. Hey fuck you Luke! I mean you're right, but fuck you all the same! 11th place in brisket (out of 57). Which is weird because I thought my brisket sucked, but such is the crapshoot of a bbq cook off I guess. I thought my ribs had the best chance, but no call. Had a blast though, it's turned into a great party, and it's pretty well organized for a cook-off.
  18. Well I guess we just put mayo on our hot dog.
  19. Conditions are deteriorating
  20. I would like to post pictures but Tapatalk is being a total dick.
  21. It was a goddamn hypothetical question! Do you really think professionals like ourselves would pull such a rookie maneuver? Don't answer that.
  22. Is this thing even on?
  23. So, hypothetically... would you make fun of someone if they went to a bbq cook off and didn't bring any salt? Asking for a friend.
  24. Does he cook his chicken as rare as his beef ribs?
  25. What about FChorn? Did that diarrhea mouth make it over here?
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