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Junior Bonner

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Everything posted by Junior Bonner

  1. Greek for “lots of semen”
  2. Christ I’m old.
  3. He lives rent free in their heads. Only thing that bothers them more is us.
  4. Zombie thread won’t die. Someone please decapitate it.
  5. You’re doing it all wrong. It’s like this: “We should’ve made those field goals and won the SEC Championship.” Then, “That was our SEC Championship, or should’ve been.” Then, “2024, our SEC Championship year...” See how it works?
  6. Still on a coke binge. Come back tomorrow. Ag out front should have told you..
  7. You say that like it’s a bad thing…
  8. I’m sensing y’all would rather not hear my reimagined Longhorn version of The Twelve Days of Christmas…
  9. Gibson looked fine against Clemson.
  10. Something something Sixth Street’s mom…
  11. Christ, I think I caught an STD just looking at that photo...
  12. Gosh, you hate to see it…
  13. Remind me how to do that again? I haven’t put anyone on my list for a few years.
  14. A reporter once asked Ava Gardner what she thought of Sinatra‘s new girlfriend, Mia Farrow. She replied, “I always knew Frank would end up in bed with a young boy.”
  15. Any word on the visiting Ga Tech WR, Singleton?
  16. C’mon! Plenty of the board’s medical experts have already weighed in. He’s definitely coming back 100%. Or not at all. Or somewhere in between.
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