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Junior Bonner

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Everything posted by Junior Bonner

  1. Fuck you, Hank. You’re not my mother.
  2. Darn. Another head-to-head loss to Aggy….
  3. And hella for beach volleyball..
  4. Yep. Any Tom, Dick, or (checks notes) Brian Beckcom can file a FOIA. But you should have a lawyer on hand to litigate the production, or lack thereof.
  5. Didn’t they win the women’s equestrian NC? Around the time our guys were bonking all their riders?
  6. Wait. A Longhorn world outside Surly? No way…
  7. Ya. Remember Shaggy Bevo? It was awesome. 😎
  8. https://www.on3.com/db/madden-faraimo-150873/
  9. Are we going to be tested on any of this? If so I’m going to need some extra help after school….
  10. Seems like a chip shot for the good guys, but unless he's very close to his extended family, (relationship wise) having the whole fam damily up in your business when you just want a bit of independence may not be ideal. Christ. Can you find a worse take on a good fact?
  11. Are we excited? Disappointed? Tell me how I should feel…
  12. Not according to this… SEC Transfer Portal Recap NET RATING GAIN AVG. TRANSFER RATING TRANSFERS IN TRANSFERS OUT 1 Texas 3.93 90.73 11 25 2 Missouri 3.11 88.93 15 19 3 Tennessee 2.94 89.63 9 15 4 Ole Miss 2.74 88.78 24 25 5 Georgia 2.73 91.25 10 24 6 Kentucky 1.82 88.42 13 22 7 South Carolina 1.63 87.95 22 27 8 LSU 1.58 89 9 27 9 Auburn 1.55 87.93 14 22 10 Florida 1.46 89.27 15 24 11 Arkansas 0.63 86.95 22 30 12 Texas A&M 0.47 88.72 28 31 13 Oklahoma 0.46 88.46 16 25 14 Mississippi State 0.43 86.56 19 25 15 Vanderbilt 0.21 87.05 22 25 16 Alabama -0.48 90.07 15 40 https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/college-football-transfer-portal-2024-net-ratings-and-player-totals-for-every-power-four-team/
  13. First, this whole ranking thing is sexist, degrading, and will soon fade from existence like the patriarchy that encouraged it. Second, how do you not have the little blond in front ranked #1?
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