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Getafix

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  1. (Looks like this guy led Virginia in ... evvvverything.) Texas baseball transfer target in Austin for a recruiting visit Texas baseball coach Jim Schlossnagle and staff are busy recruiting for next season, including a visit from a transfer target. Chip Brown AUSTIN, Texas — Virginia transfer infielder Eric Becker, who led the Cavaliers in batting average (.368), runs scored (54) and RBI (52) this past season, is wrapping up a visit to Texas, a source told Horns247 on Sunday. Becker, who will be a junior this fall, entered the transfer portal last week with a "do not contact" tag. This past season, Becker batted .368 with nine home runs while also leading Virginia in slugging percentage (.617), doubles (21), total bases (124) and multi-RBI games (13). Becker had a fielding percentage of .920 with 15 errors. FULL ARTICLE
  2. Eval/comments re: Berymon, by 247 Sports analyst Gabe Brooks. Previous eval (also by Brooks, I believe). And then the best ... the quotes. The exclamation marks. The caps. The sentence breaks ... quasi-Haiku meets blank verse? Generations will ponder this.
  3. (The guy who posted this is actually an Aggie staffer (Director of Player Personnel) ... with his stomach and that goat thing, the image reminds me of some of the grosser scenes from Alien. Even for the Aggies, it's pretty bizarre.).
  4. Just because ... why not, 'Mon?
  5. Dylan Berymon to Texas!!! https://247sports.com/player/dylan-berymon-46146243/
  6. Dylan Berymon to Texas!!!
  7. ESPN released their FPI ratings; Texas was #1, our Agroid brethren came in at #11. In the "Which team is FPI overvaluing?" section, the first two were A&M and Texas. Here are the write-ups for the two teams ... the tone of the two is - ahem - a little different 😂 😂 😂. TEXAS AGGIES (This could have been written by a Surly-ite ... 🤣.)
  8. Elko spoke, Billy tweeted, lulz ensued.
  9. Jermaine Bishop (5-star ATH, Texas commit) has cancelled his OVs to other schools; will only OV to Texas. (FULL NOTE WITH A FEW OTHER UPDATES, BELOW.) Scattershooting recruiting notes as Texas preps for the Longhorns' first summer official visit weekend Jordan Scruggs (Horns 247)
  10. Ah, yes. The first 8 topics on Aggie 247 ... guess it's Advantage Aggy, huh? Lulz. The dumb fucks should remember - they began the year ranked #1. - then had the quickest nosedive out of the rankings, of any #1 team IN HISTORY. - did not even make it into the post season. Texas - - began the year unranked. - rose to #1. - won the Regular Season SEC championship. In our very first year in the SEC. - made it into the post season. - can look forward to progressing back to the top, led by a coach who sneered contemptuously at their crappy school before moving to Austin, the first chance he got.
  11. Link for the game.
  12. Tarp loves his Aggies. When they inevitably crater, he does a couple of things - - he seems to derive some perverse satisfaction from describing A&M's ineptitude in all its gory detail. Essentially delight in twisting the knife. - he goes into this mode of ascribing the failures to his subscribers. "You did xyz ..." "you gave Jimbo his contract ..." and so on. Pretty hilarious for us ... ahem, neutral 🙂 observers. A couple of instances: (think he means first to worst re: Michael Earley ... ) (Btw, the guy who referred to Sark as (a) "former drug addict", admitted in a subsequent post that that was a cheap shot, and called his "own foul". So there was that.) And ... Ouch ...
  13. Cross-posting some Longhorn goodness. FULL TEXT ALSO ...
  14. SIAP ... FULL TEXT AND ...
  15. Happy Friday night 🙂 (This guy's supposed to be an Aggie athletic dept. insider ... ) More? Narrator (in Morgan Freeman's Shawshank Redemption voice) - "Jace said "Let's go!". And he went. Went 4 for 48, with 25 strikeouts, to end the season." Even more? And ...
  16. Lulz ... Edit: Confirmation that he meant Texas (and not Notre Dame ...). And yeah, sure, they were "the team", the "hunted" ... lulz.
  17. Some notes from Gators 247, Clemson 247, Miami 247 and Horns 247. GATORS 247 - MOCK CLASS BY THE NEW DOPE WHO REPLACED BLAKE ALDERMAN Blake Alderman left, they have a new guy there. He published a mock class. Of recruits we're interested in, he included - - Heze Kent - Luke Wafle - JaReylan McCoy - Valdin Sone - Kendall Guervil CLEMSON 247 - NOTE ON RB CARSYN BAKER (Been hearing Derrek Cooper chatter to other schools (including Ohio State) - is this guy seen as a backup plan / replacement?) MIAMI 247 - MOCK CLASS BY GABY URRUTIA JAMARION CARLTON - COMMITTING JULY 10th, VISITING TEXAS JUNE 6-8 FROM HORNS 247 MALAKAI LEE - TOP 4 (Had mentioned this before, here's the tweet. Think he said he's committing soon/July.)
  18. Joe Cook CBs Kaydon Finley to Texas. And Eric Nahlin put in a Texas pick for a DL ...
  19. Your Saturday Smorgasbord 1) Horns 247 - Valdin Sone (from ... Sweden 😏) 2) Horns 247 - Kendall Guervil 3) LSU 247 - LAMAR BROWN (Lulz .. ) 4) Georgia 247 - Malakai Lee Honolulu (Hawaii) Kamehameha offensive tackle Malakai Lee has finalized his official visit schedule. The No. 1 offensive recruit in Hawaii, Lee had a final six of Alabama, BYU, Georgia, Michigan, Texas and USC. Now he’s down to four- with BYU and USC out and the final four being Alabama, Georgia, Michigan and Texas. He already took an official visit to Georgia on April 10 and the official visit to Michigan has long been set for June 20. But the other two dates are locked in. Lee will next hit the road next weekend when he takes his official visit to Alabama on May 30. It will be a quick turnaround, with Lee set to return to the mainland to visit Texas on June 6. He'll return to the visit slate on June 20 when he visits Michigan. And a decision could come shortly after. “I was thinking a week after I get home from my last trip,” said Lee. A four-star in the industry-generated 247Sports Composite Rankings, Lee is the No. 14 offensive tackle nationally and the No. 2 recruit in Hawaii in 2026. He has already been selected to play in the 2026 Polynesian Bowl. 5) Horns 247 - Grayson McKeogh (May be a tough pull from PA, but Flood only offered May 19, and we've made his Top-3 ... ) 6) Vodney Cleveland
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