From my “inside sources”
“An electrical fire in an emergency generator. It was way too large to fight when it was discovered. I drove by today and the mast has collapsed and the superstructure is beginning to fall into the flight deck. The whole thing is just melting. Today they abandoned efforts. They are just going to let us burn to the ground. Right now they are trying to figure out how to get it out to sea because there is about half a million gallons of fuel on board.”
This was my first thought.
Yoy barely have enough juice to charge your boyfriend’s vibrator.
I’m looking at this one as my dad use to have one with the remote start. This one is built for fucking.
https://www.ebay.com/c/1437892981
Omg, this is fuckin great. I had all his books when I was younger. Part of the reason I’m so fucked up is his cartoons.
Fuck putting on this Romcom with my girl. I’m nailing pints and settling into the new stuff.
Yeah, you can clearly see how he accumulated all that wealth. He doesn’t do it for the money, he lives very humbly. He gives ALL that money back to the patrons.
“Due to unfortunate situations...”
Thats tells the whole story right there.
I’ve had a few of these in my life and I usually just quit so I don’t have to do anything challenging or maintain some sort of mental strength.
I look at LinkedIn from time to time in my job.....yada yada, they put ads on there.
I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a Master of Jurisprudence in Wealth Management so I click on it just to see what in the worldly fuck it is....you know because it’s an ad.....and aggy never disappoints. It doesn’t load at all, I tried a couple of different ways. They are so fucking lame that it’s a waste of time.
How long until they celebrate it, build a memorial, claim its never happened to anyone else, then fictionalize some sort of hero that was never there?
...there’s more but I’m tired.