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DaggerHorns

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  1. From hackers to debating Jimmy Carter’s celebrity status. Jesus titty fucking tap dancing Christ.
  2. I love this guy. It’s like a toad fucked a bridge troll and he is the result.
  3. Idiots, yes. I would’ve done the exact same thing at that age. I would’ve gone to the beach with $93 and made it last for a raging 2 week bender chasing skanks with all my buddies...and ignoring the most aggressive signs of sensible caution.
  4. Well, this didn’t keep you from ripping it on a 2 week spring break, so.....
  5. Nailin a side piece with his brother. Gets caught, wife points his gun at him. Earl was not arrested. Pimps up, hos down.
  6. Awesome. After Ungar’s TD my buddy had a big ass party at San Pedro Oaks at 28th and.......yup, San Pedro St. Ungar showed up after the game, I slapped hands with him and told him he was a bad ass. Guzzled tall boys. Jumped off the roof into the pool. Heckled dweebs and pounded a tart. ....and fuck Delta Chi a few years earlier. Hodges Mitchell was leading the Big XII in rushing (prob 2-3 game into the season) and they didn’t let him into their party but they let some dickhead like me in.
  7. Beautiful post.
  8. That’s actually correct. It’s the combination of dirty and insane. Only achieved by aggy!
  9. No cloak room around these parts needledick.
  10. Can we move this thread so we can post the real pics?
  11. Yes, depending on what you were fingering when it broke.
  12. Impossible. They have gun laws there.
  13. You learned this from a previous marriage.
  14. https://mobile.twitter.com/JaviPerezSAM/status/1244468066903261185
  15. I’m not getting any business at the moment. The girls are scared and not getting any regulars or new business because of social distancing. There is less competition out there on the street corners we typically work. Many will probably leave the market after this virus due to health reasons and/or death. I’m glad I offer premium healthcare. Once this crazy time is up, I think I have a real opportunity to grab more market share. I think I’ll probably do special pricing or my own version of GroupOn. Maybe 3 hand jobs for $10, or overnight stay 1/2 off. At the end of the day, I think of this more as an opportunity, not a problem.
  16. I’m on day two and I’m ready to trade with one of you fuckers. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8108385/Divorce-cases-spike-China-couples-spend-time-coronavirus-quarantine.html
  17. This is great. Spring breakers will be back at their original place of domicile next week. We have contained nothing.
  18. Whatever.....the Rose Bowl in 2006 was way better!
  19. This is true alignment of a player’s thinking along with the school’s thinking. They always think they’re something that they’re not.
  20. I think I just got all the good genes. I’m on the left.
  21. That maternal grandfather trait talk is horseshit. My dad started balding when he was 16. Both of my brothers are bald. I’m not bald...
  22. It should tell you something if people are going to surlyhorns for their dose of political banter.
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