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Matuka

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  1. tanned, rested and ready
  2. Marge, have you heard the saying "If everyone around you is an asshole, then maybe you're the asshole"? Probably not because you don't read much.
  3. When reached for her comment today, Jenna said “Prison was great, made a lot of friends, learned about some new business opportunities. And I still maintain I did nothing wrong!”
  4. Bob’s son has a little Dylan, the Argumentative Teen in him.
  5. Well she's right. And since Biden has been kowtowing to all the Muslims, soon we will be under sangria law!
  6. And it maybe sounded like Gordo wanted to chirp in after Troy hung up but was dumped or self-regulated. I've always wondered if a gag order has been placed on Gordon after his savage "Where's my money" Troy impersonations in the 90's.
  7. Yep, check out the earrings. She was alone and seemed like she was just itchin' to engage someone. But as this restaurant was full of white, senior citizens, I was the fish out of water, not her.
  8. Saw this ol’ biddie at lunch a couple of weeks ago. Trump t-shirt, jacket, Maga hat and her car’s sunshade was two hand-held trump posters. She’s been to the Trump store (and probably a rally or two).
  9. He did manage to pardon some criminals...
  10. Unfortunately it ain’t ending when he’s dead. Pandora’s box has been opened.
  11. Dude got fired by all three sports stations, he wasn't gonna learn. Also, his schtick was getting old. I don't miss him.
  12. Museo Nacional de Antropología In Chapultepec Park. Our apartment is within 4-5 blocks from the southern end of the park. Will also try to hit the Museo de Arte Moderno, where at least one of Frida Kahlo's famous paintings is housed.
  13. Going to CDMX in mid-May, staying in a 2-bed, 2-bath high-rise in Hipodromo Condesa for $125 per night. Hitting the National Museum of Anthropology, doing a taco tour with a fancy dinner Friday night at Pujol. Maybe a Sunday trip to the pyramids. Can wait!
  14. Gonna need you to be a little more specific
  15. Well the “artist” is MAGA, so I would guess option #1.
  16. Will Jenna stop at nothing to get more exposure?!?
  17. “Username…”
  18. Actually there are worse “news networks” than Fox if you can believe that. Not nearly as popular, but they have an audience for the whackos that think Fox is “too liberal”.
  19. I'm not sure MPG even believes he can get Trump reinstated anymore. I think he keeps pulling this shit because he's addicted to the attention. Also, these appearances help keep him in the good graces with MAGA's who buy his crappy, foreign pillows.
  20. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... A Texas sheriff's lieutenant who was at the Capitol on January 6 and who called the insurrection one of the best days of her life has been fired, the local news outlet KSAT reported on Tuesday.
  21. Sources - Buffalo Bills WR Cole Beasley fined $100,000 for multiple COVID-19 protocol violations (espn.com)
  22. “I came up with a vaccine…three vaccines!” jesus
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