Everything posted by Katfid54
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Sumlin: Hold my beer, and pass the wide receivers
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
I did win a steak eating competition in Alamogordo, New Mexico in the mid-2000s.
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Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
That show sucked so bad.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Violates Michael Bay Rule #1: When you have hot actresses in a film, don't let them wear full-body coverings.- Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Yup--and I remembered it being presented that way, although given the other hyperboles being bandied at that time, I assumed it was another well-crafted hoax. So glad to be wrong.- Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Well, I won the county spelling bee when I was in 5th grade and was three seats away from going to the Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee, so you can suck my lexicographical balls. Misspelled flagellum, because what kind of fucking 5th grader has ever heard of flagellum yet?- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Now we know why Sydney didn't show up for the big CTJ race last weekend:- Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Well, that's fucking incredible. I thought Ritz Bit was a SydneyCarton creation, but the fact that it was spelled correctly should've been a tip-off. Speaking of which, bragging about defeating that walking typographical error in Scrabble is like an arky fan bragging about getting pussy. "Well, yeah, it was my cousin, and yeah she weighs 400 pounds, and I guess she has a gangrenous labia, but doesn't matter had sex!"- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
True on all accounts. When the year is 1998 and this guy is one of your main dramatic characters you're probably not going to kill it:- Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Wasn't this another Surly post-pool party fabrication?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Netflix did one a couple years ago Do you guys even '90s pop culture?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
@Katfid54 apparently works for IT now. Missed opportunity for follow-up asking if he was related to Redd Foxx, Violet Beauregard, or Rosie Perez.- Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag
Um.... we're Texas...?- Stan Drayton :: Worthless the 20__ Edition
do that ten more times and then you can see the website's secret boobs.- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
Yes. They are the mobius strip of aggy reporters.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Not to mention gormless, vapid, jejune, ponderous, mouldering, reprobate, cankerous, iniquitous, disingenuous, and base.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
TFB had something a couple days ago. https://donors.thefootballbrainiacs.com/post-visit-update-2020-dl-alfred-collins/ I'm not a member, so I have no idea what it says.- Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
The thing that would have been tough about being an A&M fan watching the Clemson game is that Jimbo never even tried to win that game; all he tried to do was keep Clemson from blowing A&M's doors off by chewing clock and taking short yardage plays down the field. I know Texas lost this past weekend, but contrast the approach in play styles: Herman going for it on fourth down in the red zone twice, instead of settling for field goals. Calling the timeout before half to try and get some points before heading into the locker room. Unfortunately, on Saturday each of those decisions went LSU's way and not Texas'. But if a single one of them goes Texas' way, Texas probably beats LSU. That's why Herman is a great big game coach--he's an extremely aggressive situational coach in big games. Jimbo never even tried to put his team in a position to pull off an upset like that--even after they controlled the ball almost the entire first quarter.- Non-Texas recruiting: 2020
Is this not the jivenest place on the interwebz, where all us cool cat brothers hang out?- Non-Texas recruiting: 2020
I am hilarious, and all you motherfuckers are undeserving of my magnanimity.- Non-Texas recruiting: 2020
O.J. is supposedly thought of as an AD with a great ability to motivate the athletes, as they're all terrified of being cut.- Non-Texas recruiting: 2020
If they do make that hire, look for him to replace Helton with UVa's head coach. O.J. loves a white Bronco.- Non-Texas recruiting: 2020
He doesn't have any experience as an AD, but I've heard he's willing to take a stab at it.- 2021 ATH Ja’Tavion Sanders
Is that Melissa McCarthy? /nokatfid - Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
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