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bamachine

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  1. Well, all the Ghost whiners now got to see him fake pet a CGI creation.
  2. Hey, at least the cops let the Wal-Mart scooter dude finish before they arrested him.
  3. Good, I imagine she needed it, since she has been out of the sun for the last 8 years. Hope you reburied her.
  4. As a series, I was like, hell no, as a tribute, I am fine with this, in.
  5. I am getting Taco Hell for lunch. Anything is palatable drowned in enough of their fire sauce.
  6. I love the traditional guac but as a type I diabetic, I try to keep my tomato intake down to a minimum, except when eating pasta dishes. Also, this was impromptu, did not have any limes or cilantro in the house. I could have added cumin though, probably should have. Was just too hungry and forgot it.
  7. Yep, I find ways to put them in just about any savory dish. Since I do not get too much sun except at the occasional outdoor concert or during fall Saturdays and I do not drink milk anymore, need to get my vitamin D somewhere. If I am just making guacamole for dipping chips into, I put garlic instead of shrooms. In this case, the shrooms were going to be in with the sausage/peppers/onion mix anyway, so why not.
  8. Almost everything I make at home, I just do impromptu without a recipe. Since I tend to use good ingredients, usually turns out anywhere from good to awesome. My last foray...I finished it a few minutes ago, falls into the latter category. Let's call it Cajun smoked sausage flatbread sammiches. What you need(feeds 1, scale up for additional people)- Good flatbread from local baker or make it yourself, none of that preservatives nonsense. 1-avocado, 1-jalapeno, 1-bell pepper, 1-vidalia onion, about 10 small Portabella slices or 3 whole medium ones, Himalayan sea salt(or just sea salt), Tajin seasoning, 1/3 of package of Conecuh Cajun smoked sausage, olive oil Take a 1/4 thick, about 3 inch slice of onion, 1/2 of the bell pepper(de-seeded), the mushrooms, jalapeno(de-seeded) and dice it up finely. Scoop out avocado into bowl, sprinkle a good pinch of Tajin in bowl, add 2 teaspoons of olive oil, one good grind of sea salt grinder or small pinch(if already ground), take about a third of the diced onion/bell/mushroom/jalapeno and put in bowl. Mash it all up and mix thoroughly for your homemade guac. Slice the sausage into 1/4 slices, put in pan over medium heat, add the rest of the diced veggies, until onions start to caramelize a little and sausage is done. Start warming the flatbread, my quick way is to put on a plate in microwave, with damp paper towels in between each one and on top of last one for 2 minutes. Take flatbread out, spread the guac evenly across one whole surface. Spoon the sausage and veggies combo into the flatbread and fold like a taco. Go to town on those and any leftover sausage/veggie mix, just scoop into your mouth like a heathen. Can use tortillas instead of flatbread, I imagine would be close to the same. Hard to get good one around here unless you make them yourself.
  9. ^Probably not but I would pay to see an Olympic event where the hurdlers have a parachute, fully deployed, pulling them in any direction.
  10. Do you even body count, bro? The franchises are both enjoyable for different reasons.
  11. bamachine replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz
    Seen Lynch before but totally forgot about him. Wonder if he has any new material since I saw that special and I don't mean Ed.
  12. bamachine replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz
    ^I mentioned Burr as one of my favorites, just did not post any of his stuff, I figured most were familiar enough.
  13. bamachine replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz
    IOW, he was high AF when performing. Someone mentioned Larry David up thread. There was a kind of Curb Your Enthusiasm mockumentary on HBO the other day, about when he was pitching it to HBO. The only way I knew about it was my DVR auto recorded it because of the filters I set up. Those of you who have HBO should do a search for it, worth a watch.
  14. Well, shit, I just posted this in a thread the other day. I had no idea that a few days later I would be crying for a different reason. RIP you absolute genius.
  15. I could totally get that, if Bama had not been 6-1 against those three. 5 of which were on the road. If it had been a bit more split, no issue at all, say they went 4-3 instead, losing one to each. Edited to add... versus top 10 Alabama 9-1 UCLA 7-2 FSU 5-2 Okla 4-2 Fla 7-8 Wash 3-4 Ariz 4-9 Minn 1-6
  16. I know, just used it as an excuse to show how screwed up the selection process cam be. Probably does not matter, if they can make it to the WCWS, likely get wiped by OU. Fuck them and their sudden emergence into both gymnastics and softball.
  17. Would not count on that. The Bama team is kinda pissed right now. They got seeded behind a team(Florida) they swept in their home stadium and lost 1 game by a 2-1 score(in the tourney final game), another team they beat on the road OOC(Arizona) and a team they beat in both games played at home(Minnesota). They are playing into the whole #8 thing also, as they were picked preseason to finish 8th in the SEC, while they ended up winning the conference by 4 games. Now that may wear off by the Super but I would not bet on them losing the regional.
  18. Will miss this show. I hate politics but this show made it fun for once.
  19. That is what they do, take smart characters and make them suddenly stupid.
  20. Did not say it made sense, just that seemed to be what they were hinting at.
  21. I don't think the little girl was smuggling the letters out or at least that did not seem to be what she was discussing with Varys. Sounded like he was trying to poison her, since the girl worked in the kitchen and he said we will try again at supper.
  22. Bill Nye The Muthafuckin Science Muthafucka
  23. This is TV version. I think they decided that once someone bonded with a dragon, they became fireproof.
  24. This was the very first game I played, post college and post 10 year marriage. I bought a PS1(first console I owned since the Atari 5200) in early 2003 and this came with it. It was also the first RPG video game I played(played some D&D tabletop in college). It hooked me and I ended up playing almost every turn based RPG on the PS1 and the PS2. Played a few action RPGs on consoles and a bunch on PC. Also went back and played a bunch on emulators. So this game is both a treasure and a curse(hundreds upon hundreds of hours wasted?) to me.
  25. bamachine replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz
    ^Yeah, that is DvD at the end. There is another skit, on a later show where Carol gets Tim back for that skit. He ad-libed most of that, which took them completely by surprise. She added a little to the end.
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