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bamachine

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  1. bamachine replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Lulz
    Of course, Carlin, Murphy and Pryor from my youth. Kinison and Steven Wright from my college days. Now Burr and Louis C. K. in my older years. I also like Jeselnik and Jimmy Carr. For one of the best skits ever put on tape...
  2. Would not mind seeing GT step it up a notch, maybe take a little skin off of UGA and Clemson aka Bama's new rivals.
  3. They just released the latest APR numbers today(below is the Power 5 football numbers). I compiled this using the NCAA listings and RES but r/cfb did not let it be posted. I am posting just the cut/paste from that attempted post, so if it looks ugly, sue me. Already spent over an hour compiling that data from the NCAA site and making tables there, not going to bother trying to re-write it here. If someone else wants to compile the data for the G5 or lower divisions, the raw data can be found here. Below is the data by conference. ACC Team | Score --------------|----- Clemson | 992 Duke | 992 BC | 989 Wake Forest | 989 Louisville | 984 Pitt | 984 Georgia Tech | 980 NC State | 970 Miami | 970 Virginia | 969 Syracuse | 968 UNC | 964 VT | 953 FSU | 936 B1G Team | Score ----|----- Northwestern | 996 Ohio State | 987 Illinois | 982 Michigan | 982 Penn State | 979 Wisconsin | 979 Minnesota | 978 Nebraska | 977 Iowa | 973 Indiana | 972 Rutgers | 971 Maryland | 965 Purdue | 956 Michigan State | 948 B12 Team | Score ----|----- Kansas State | 985 Oklahoma State | 982 Iowa State | 978 Baylor | 976 Texas | 972 Oklahoma | 966 TCU | 966 Kansas | 959 WVU | 953 Texas Tech | 944 Pac12 Team | Score ----|----- Washington | 991 Utah | 989 Stanford | 986 Arizona State | 980 Cal | 979 USC | 972 Oregon State | 971 Oregon | 968 Colorado | 965 Washington State | 960 Arizona | 952 UCLA | 948 SEC Team | Score ----|----- Vanderbilt | 991 Alabama | 984 Arkansas | 982 Auburn | 982 Mississippi | 978 Mississippi State | 976 Florida | 975 Missouri | 972 Tennessee | 970 Kentucky | 969 South Carolina | 967 Texas A&M | 967 Georgia | 963 LSU | 951
  4. Cats are assholes. So I guess we here are all cats.
  5. Not really. He is more of a blues singer, songwriter and musician. He puts 99% of current country music to shame.
  6. I did not read every post made in here and very few in the illiterati thread but just found out something I did not know until now. Chris Stapleton was in Ep 3, as a wildling that got resurrected when the NK did his magic arms. He was one of the ones they showed open the blue eyes.
  7. I have always enjoyed his reviews and he pretty much nailed my feelings about the last two episodes.
  8. I would not doubt she filed a lawsuit against the restaurant, even though I doubt they have an open drink table dancing policy.
  9. I would rather be pissed in real time, so no spoilers, thanks.
  10. Have not watched yet, somehow my DVR did not save the series recording, so had to reset it for the 10PM showing. My DVR did somehow record a Curb Your Enthusiasm special that I zero idea was coming on. Worth a watch, whenever it replays.
  11. ^Don't think that was her friend. Looked like someone who worked there. She put the chair back under the table and looked like she was reaching for dishes on the table, rather than trying to grab her legs.
  12. Is it wrong that I downloaded that video for further inspection?
  13. Of course, I don;t waste that kind of research for nothing.
  14. Yeah, Kelsey Plum. Took me a little bit to reply since the Surly was temporarily borked.
  15. He has already received a commitment from her uterus.
  16. Need to introduce her to Tua, so they can create a super lefty for all of us cfb fans to tweet at, in 15 years. Looked her up, she is a WNBA player and a former UDub Huskie.
  17. Oh well, the last couple of seasons have not been as good but they probably faced the same problems the fat man did. They had an ending but did not really know how to structure the lead up to it. So I can forgive them for making some mistakes. I still will miss the fuck outta this show, when it is over.
  18. OK, love the show but how are they going to wrap this up in one more episode, unless she just does not win the nomination at the convention. We know she must lose, if they are just going to leave the general election out.
  19. Thanks. Looked into the Vlad series and it seems like a good one, so just ordered the first book.
  20. Question for the masses. I am looking for some new sci-fi or fantasy humor. Keep in mind that I have read(mostly own) everything written by the following authors. Pratchett, Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Asprin, Piers Anthony, Donaldson, Brooks(Landover series).
  21. Here to shit on Catcher In The Rye. It is my most hated of all the "classics" aka required reading in honors and AP English in HS plus Lit 201 in college. Enjoyed almost all of Twain, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Dickens, etc. but Salinger can suck my left nut.
  22. I know this does not feature UT but some here might find it somewhat interesting, since it is behind the scenes look at collegiate golf. Covers Bama, Ok St and AU golf programs. https://rolltide.com/news/2019/5/3/documentary-series-driven-featuring-alabama-mens-golf-to-air-may-6.aspx
  23. If so, someone film the cat fight...with baby oil.
  24. Well, we obviously know she has bad taste, you did not need to tell us.
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