Everything posted by SimkinsMan
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
I'm sorry, if they don't sign Lagway how are they going to implement Plan 2024. Or is that Plan 2026?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I don't know, according to Vander-fuckface-Looch sock the defense is going to get better.
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$9.95 worth every penny
Probably more like Gerry has a contract that he has to honor, but he'll join Bobby when it expires.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Too busy writing his insiders-only newsletter.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Hell hath no fury like a band parent scorned.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Yes, he has said as much.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
He had to jump through a shitload of hoops to accomplish this in Arizona.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Green beans are fucking disgusting. And I don't understand why we're discussing vegetables of all things when there is a glorious, once-in-a-decade aggie implosion going on. I don't think I have had this much satisfaction since 77-0 and TorbushWow.gif. Seriously, these fucksticks are on such a nosedive since inking that 2002 class it's amazing. They went from being on top of the world, swinging their little dicks around laughing at Sark losing to everyone, signing a world-beating class ... to becoming the laughingstock of the college football world. Can we just enjoy the journey to Junction?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
On the contrary, when they're down, it is a pure delight.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yes! The invocation of a "lunch pail" culture is the last step before serious aggies start to call for fall camp in Junction with no cell phones, fat little girlfriends, or other distractions. I can't wait until they have themselves in a froth this fall about 3 stars with 5 star culture who want to be Ags, and are ready to run through the wall for the Elk.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Is the Elk clearing the deck part of Plan 2024?
- 2024 RB Christian Clark
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Those kids aren't the only ones caught up in watching the aggie football program burn on social media, ngl.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
TJ Shanahan is not tanned, nor is he ready, but he is rested.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It will be difficult to top, that's for sure. Bet let's have some faith. These are aggies we're talking about!
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Sorry about that! Weird shit with Buchanan starts about 16 minutes in.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Lots of gold in this TexAgs podcast. But probably the best is a truly unhinged comment by Olin Buchanan that A&M coaches should consider the spread in games, and it should affect their decision-making, because their NIL donors probably bet on the game. And if said donors cover, it's probably good for the NIL pool because it means more money. Bonkers-level commentary.
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Tell Me About Washington
Jeff Bezos left Seattle for Miami because his new hoe wanted to frolic in the sun.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This is the perfect encapsulation of aggy. The original post basically says that all of the conspiracy theories being presented on the board -- and if you look they are very much down with the idea that the fix was in for tu from the beginning of the season -- make the aggies look dumb and only fuel the negative stereotypes of the school. He is then predictably crushed by opposing viewpoints. But Cinco Ranch here is my favorite: Let me see your papers. Don't tell me about facts. I'll believe what I want to believe. By god someone in Austin flipped me off once. Also, no CR, but his signature is the chef's kiss.
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THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]
IN!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
x, x, x, 1
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
Nice kick.
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THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]
He's gone from "we run this state" to "we run this mouth." Get fucked, aggie.
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ACC Championship - #14 Louisville vs #4 FSU - 7pm on ABC
Michigan Washington Texas Alabama
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Serious question, who would you trade Sarkisian for in college football right now? Saban is 23 years older. Maybe Kirby Smart? I'm not sure I can think of anyone else.