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SimkinsMan

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  1. Colorado is double-digit underdogs in every game left, with the exception of Arizona, in which they're probably about a touchdown underdog. https://masseyratings.com/cf2023/1715
  2. So McKinley reached out to Texas. Texas says, thanks for calling. If you're really interested you need to show up on campus. I guess we'll know in a couple of days if he's interested.
  3. Michigan is getting zero benefit of the doubt due to the scandal. One loss and their out IMO.
  4. Texas is 7-1, covered the spread, and has everything to play for this year. The team's recruiting is lights out. The coaches have prioritized recruiting in the trenches. Are there things to work on? Of course. But consider where we were a few years ago.
  5. Torbush. I'm a professional writer and that feels like a physical assault. Is dude an intern or something? That is the written equivalent of boom goes the dynamite.
  6. Johnson is going to die.
  7. Cock defense came to play, it seems.
  8. The drawing is bad. The writing is worse. It's an abomination.
  9. Bob Davie, I'll have you know, is tanned, rested, and ready.
  10. Ketchum completely fucking this up is the cherry on top. This class really needed an elite WR and he was by far the best option. Bravo to all.
  11. Aggie is the best 3-loss team in the country and Mountain aggie is the worst 2-loss team in the country.
  12. Merrimack fills a cavernous hole in the MAAC.
  13. Appreciate you bringing this into a miasma of otherwise shittastic takes.
  14. We must have watched a different series. He throws the ball 4 million miles an hour. I hope Quinn comes back soon.
  15. He was absolute trash during this game. Just fucking awful in rooting against Texas. I hope we never have to listen to his untalented taint call a Texas game again.
  16. Haha silence from these fucking announcers on the touchdown. Neither wanted to say shit as X streaked into the end zone. Perfection.
  17. Looking forward to our last football game against Cougar High in my lifetime.
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