Everything posted by SimkinsMan
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2021 Houston Texans offseason thread
Haha fuck Cal. Hires Korn Ferry to do a search. They come back with five candidates. none of whom is Nick Caserio, Easterby's buddy. A few days later Cal hires Nick Caserio. I tried to like this franchise for a couple of decades. I give up. Fuck off, losers.
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2021 Houston Texans offseason thread
Step one: Fire Jack Easterby.
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Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12! Big 12!
Happy for you guys, and what Matt Campbell is doing at Iowa State!
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[Surly Official] Year One expectations for Steve Sarkisian
This is the way.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
Fuck Lincoln Riley. And OU. I'm happy our new coach doesn't have a grill and is going to score 50 on Riley's shitty team.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
I really, really like this hire. To fill its job opening, Texas needed someone with experience, who can coach, and who can recruit like a fiend. Sark is all three. Yes, Sark has made mistakes. Serious ones that crushed USC. But he has apparently learned from them. And he's now at an age, 46, where he is coming into his prime as a college football head coach. Perhaps most importantly, he is a charismatic leader, which this program desperately needs. Chuckles couldn't handle the limelight, and Mensa was just an asshole who couldn't win big conference games. Neither was big enough for the job. Sark has been at USC, Alabama (twice) and the NFL. He has been on this stage before. Once, of course, it broke him. But if he has grown in the last five years, this could be a great hire. After a decade-long shitshow I want to believe. So I'm betting on a Sark redemption tour, kickass offenses, and I'm damn sure excited for 2021. Choo choo motherfuckers.
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Urban Meyer or bust
- Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
Or with Texas football. But here's hoping Sark will fix that!- A Surly farewell to turtle tom - GIF Reaction thread of dominance
- Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
For me, the name I'm waiting for is Tim Brewster.- Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
If you're relying on Brando for any actual news, you're doing it wrong.- Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
I'm pretty sure we agree -- it is a huge roll of the dice. I guess I'm desperate enough to see Herman gone that I'm willing to roll the dice on a plus recruiter who has had consistently inventive offenses. Hopefully the adults leading the coaching search have assured themselves that he's not going to be coaching games drunk any further.- Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
Except they are. It's just possible the decision makers know more than you. It's just possible they realize we're not getting Urban fucking Meyer, and that Brian Kelly isn't making a lateral move from Notre Dame to Texas. It's just possible that Sarkisian is one hell of a recruiter and football coach when sober.- Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
I'll take it!- Urban Meyer or bust
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING!- Urban Meyer or bust
CTJ is the only one of you assholes who has a track record worth a shit here. If he says fuckface is gone, then I feel pretty good about fuckface being gone.- Urban Meyer or bust
Soooo .... big dick energy is pining for a coach who spurned us and discussing the merits of different Star Wars movies?- Texas opens as an 11 point favorite v Colorado
The buffs must be terrible.- Houston Texans 2020 Regular Season Thread
- Urban Meyer or bust
2020 delivers again.- Urban Meyer or bust
I'm going to get negged into oblivion, but in reading Ketch's summary of the Meyer situation it sounds like El Gordo has a pretty cogent take on things. Meyer's "perfect, perfect" situation is Notre Dame, not Texas. It sucks to write that, but it seems to be reality. I do very very much hope that he is wrong about a rehabilitation campaign coming for Herman. That. Would. Be. Godawful.- Houston Texans 2020 Regular Season Thread
Very interesting story -- thank you for sharing. Easterby is a cancer. Hard for me to root for the Texans until he's gone.- The Surly Official 2020 Corching Search Thread of DOOM and DESPAIR
Kubiak seems like a reasonably good choice considering the circumstances.- Urban Meyer or bust
Summary of 450 pages: No reliable source is close to saying this is a done deal. At best, we're in wait-and-see mode. The Horseshoe Bay stuff was fun, but baseless. For all the flight tracking going on, it looks like Urban flew commercial today. After a week of this shit, no one knows anything. Fuck Mensa.- Urban Meyer or bust
Yes. Only bad news was possible today, so in that sense it's a win. But basically, nobody knows shit. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not. - Tom Herman Fired as UT Football Coach
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