Everything posted by TheAuditor
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
NVM - can't count.
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Game Day Experience 2023
Surly Motto!
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Week 4 prediction 2023: Texas at Baylor
48-10 Texas sets tone for B12. #FAFO
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Texas vs. Wyoming - Game 3 - 7pm on (for the last time) LHN
Fuckery.
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Week 3 2023: Wyoming @ Texas
Why does every game week thread break down into a shitty music discussion (see Week 1 Rice)? Can't we have the sponsors pick what runaway train line we'll pick each week: Tv gameshows, 70s hair styles, worst country in the world, hottest woman you've ever met, best bar fight. There are hundreds of choices but here we are: Shitty Music and Cheese Puns - Welcome to Surly Game Week. Gouda thing it's Friday.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
This is true. Thankfully true.
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Updated Top 5 Texas Longhorns memories
No UCLA?
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Week 3: Wyoming at texas prediction contest.
48-13 Horns 243 yds
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Let's talk about opposing fan bases in the SEC and the horns down ...
That is a true story.
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Let's talk about opposing fan bases in the SEC and the horns down ...
Things I learned at Alabama Friday and Saturday Night: 1) Traveling as a group of 6 mostly chill, fairly thick skinned dudes keeps the peace and the drive by BS to a minimum. 2) Attractive women are plentiful in Tuscaloosa on game weekend. 3) Walking through Fraternity houses is a fun exercise - however, see #1 above. 4) If an attractive women does horns down to you, if you immediately laugh and do it back to them they are shocked, you become the coolest guy ever, and you get to hear their life story whether you want to or not. 5) Lots of Auburn fans hiding in the weeds all weekend. They all came out of hiding post game. 6) AL must have a high electricity bill, because the scoreboard was turned off while we were still in our seats. 7) Post game got very sketchy, very quickly on the streets outside the bars. 90min post game was no place to be walking around in orange.
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The thread wherein the national media sucks off Texas for the first time in over a decade
Wyoming's first first down next Saturday ought to be about right.
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Why Texas Stomps a Mudhole In Alabama's Ass
We are losing a one score game. Mudhole or bust. I'm there for it either way.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
You think Aggie would remember at least one hostile B12 stadium
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
He needs to watch more Rodgers tape, burn the Mahomes tape.
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Someone fucked up a block, we can’t figure out who
Must have run it on 3rd and short then, as I saw that formation at least 3 times.
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Someone fucked up a block, we can’t figure out who
This right here. Rice had an actual 4th down play design. I know this cause they ran it at least three times and converted at least twice, on the exact same play out of the exact same formation. Bunch formation, qb under-center, three backs behind him. Worked for Tom Brady - should work for us.
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Week 2: Texas @ Bama score prediction
T - 26 A - 24 313yds Lots of TV timeouts
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Disney needs big SEC win after FLA gets boat raced in SLC
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
This is an interesting point. They seemed rattled by the crowd intensity for part of the game but for the most part it seemed they were coached to "color outside the lines" a bit. They had some bonehead plays for sure (I'm looking at you Mr Defensive POY) However, they were holding in the defensive secondary on almost every play. Lot's of offensive line holding. Not quite as overt as OU maybe, but pretty consistent. They seemed mystified that those were penalties in Austin. The question is, will they be penalties in AL?
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Klatt is the Fox mouthpiece. He loved on us and hated on ATM every chance he got last couple years. We were the B12 bell cow. Now we are leaving, Fox gets new BIG12 contract/structure, and he's changed his tune. He's now on a "I'm from Missouri - show me" stance with Texas for 2023. Gonna be lots of 2 negatives, 1 positive above the program from him all year. Expect the gloves to come off with a heavy anti Texas campaign from him starting a year from now. (or right after Mich game)
- Week 1 2023 - Rice @ Texas
- Week 1 2023 - Rice @ Texas
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College Football Playoff Teams - 2023 Version
Georgia Texas Ohio State Washington
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Tell me about Texas Tech
Since the commissioner publicly stated he and the league office were blatantly biased. He put the integrity of the league in question and made fair competition among league members suspect. We can all suspect the fix is in - it’s another thing to say it and not expect consequences
- 2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
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