Everything posted by TheAuditor
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Tell me about Texas Tech
That bullshit by the commish is interesting. 1) we expected to get fucked by the refs but the commish is openly rooting against texas is a new low. Fuck this conference. I say we run it up anytime we can and publicly throw the bush league under the bus every chance we get. When they start throwing out fines, tell them to go fuck themselves. When they threaten to withhold distributions bury their ass in law suits for fiduciary breach, tortious interference and whatever else the boys can come up with. 2) Whatever chance Tech had in the Horns looking past that game is gone. Undefeated or .500, belmont is going to want an ass beating.
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
I think options trading is the correct analogy here). Buy/Sell / Puts/Calls / Straddles & Ladders. You are looking at Dec Longhorn Football 10 win call options. Kool-Aid is high, so market is undervaluing puts below 10. Buy 9 puts and when we lose our first game, sell the puts, and close out your position. This is how money is made. Wait, what were we talking about?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
He muenster have forgotten
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2023 Dallas Cowboys "We Suck Again" Off-Season Thread
Expect a bunch of “Maxi Smith - inactive” as he seeks Taco’s cell number in to inquire about the Mich bust career model.
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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This will be TexAgs fact in 24 hours.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
His small business is greeting out of state visitors on game day and making sure they can find their seats.
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Realignment talk not going away
Good Catch - Too may shitty Florida schools to keep them straight.
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Realignment talk not going away
AAU Membership list, dates admitted, and affiliation to 2024 B10/SEC/B12. TLDR: It's B10 by a mile.
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
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The Italy Thread
Just back from Cinque Terre area - stayed south at Porto Venere cause they've got a pretty good hotel and a good marina for getting in and out on - and took boat around to the cities. Very crowded during the day, but thinned out at night as described. First time there, enjoyed it, but it's pretty crowded at the moment. Also headed up to Bolzano which was great especially above it, up in the Mtns - great hikes, cool tiny little towns.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
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Johnny (football?) Manziel
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Yep, but the first two were 15 and 21 Kiloton's respectively. So imagine that 15x bigger and you've got the Hiroshima blast but without the radiation.
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
Relax. We are going to have a great year, or we will have Gary Patterson as our Head Coach inheriting a great roster heading into the SEC.
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The Judge Roy Bean Show
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Anyone have any insight as to why the Aggy drops cash for this: a) timeshare sales- free golf clubs to survive hard sell? b) create false momentum media coverage for other recruits/ future classes? c) create false momentum for boosters/check writers? d) they did it before so it’s a tradition e) all the above?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I hear Archie and the whole Manning clan were in Charleston for 4th of July house shopping on Folly Beach near the cheese shop, two roads down from the hotel drapes and blind warehouse.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Wow, just Wow. They have no shame.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
That stadium looks like it was photoshopped from random pieces of other stadiums by middle school students in an introduction to computer graphics class.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Bevo looks like he needs to do some cardio to get in shape for fall camp.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Edit no working: That should say college station is 17th percentile, and 83% of cities are considered safer....
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
According to these folks: https://crimegrade.org/violent-crime-college-station-tx/ Austin is in the 47th percentile for crime (53% of cities are safer) and a crime grade of "C" College station is in the 87th percentile for crime (17% of cities are considered safer) and a crime grade of "D" But data and facts are not strong players in College station (Bryan Tx is also a "D"), too busy running from all the assaults I suppose.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
One step at a time boys, this quiet period too shall pass.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
ATM - Watching since 1939.