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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Ah. No he’s not. Good route runner. Pretty good hands. Seems to struggle w balls in the air. He’s very good. Not all time. Not yet.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Combined, Elon Musk and I are the richest men in the world.
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Free money giveaway- Kansas State
Tex - 28 Kstate- 27 Kstate with 2 turnovers, 3 touchdowns and 2 field goals, 64 Plays, 58 yd run by Deuce who reminds us all that small scat backs and 2nd string QBs are the bane of our defense.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I get recruiting is ultimately an opportunity, trust, comfort thing married to money/path to money issue for these kids. I just never understood X School didn't recruit me when I was in 8th grade so I'm not interested. I had many an attractive co-ed not give me the time of day - which had zero impact on my interest level when they occasionally got liquored up at a party and succumbed to poor pick-up lines and made bad life choices. So is Texas the attractive co-ed or are the Recruits?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
- Jermaine Burton - Bama
Couch fatalities however spiked dramatically- Free Money Giveaway contest- Ok State
TX: 45 OSU: 38 26: 289- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
And give the best directions to opposing fans.- Texas opens as a 1 point favorite @ Oklahoma State
Do you have 1st half line?- Free Money giveaway Iowa State
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Tragically No. They are the same age.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
She's a Southlake girl - hence natural connection to Quinn. She's a senior and was on the field as a Bevo handler date (Spurs). I've also known her since she was 8-9 - grew up with my Son. Hence I'm trying not to read the comments too closely....- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Ho Le Fuk- Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
This right here. I sat in the stadium after the first series where they shifted 11 out wide and wondered why in the hell we were still in 2 high shell with three man line. I was ten beers in and knew that was the wrong call. I think they overthink things sometimes.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
The Best Kind.- West Virginia Free money giveaway
We're lucky this is at home - Gonna assume Quinn is back cause otherwise this should be flipped. Texas 42 PossumEaters 35 RBs: 265 Only had two cousins and they were both older than I growing up. They were from south Florida and grew up in the swamp. When I was 12-13 they took me gator hunting and let me drink as many Busch 16oz as I could muster. I didn't seem them again till post college, and they were still doing the exact same thing (hunting gators) and still drinking Busch Tall Boys. It's why I think Coors Light is a premium beer choice.- ztejas sucks
Yes, but bend and then break defensive strategy married to a short play offense is going to lead to the Tech game. Don't worry though as it will occur again multiple times in the near future- Game Week- Texas Tech
- Texas v Tech free money giveaway contest
33-24 Texas 117 yds for wr (Card starts)- 2023 QB Arch Manning
They have a "must be taller than this sign" requirement at the entrance to the press box.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
many have trained their penis in South Austin's mom...- UTSA Free Money Contest
Austin: 45 San Antonio: 10 Prop: 285 Defense scores, Special Teams scores, C Wright hands off a ton.- UTSA VS Texas 9/17/22
- Texas vs. #1 Alabama
Believe the rule is if the ball is tipped no intentional grounding can be called. Thus once they decided he wasn't down, don't think they could call intentional grounding once they determined the ball was tipped. I was sure there was going to be a riot if the targeting had stood. Place was......Angry- Alabama free money contest
Bama - 38 Horns - 41 QE - 309 APY Only stayed one night in AL my whole life - 18 years ago, we stopped in Mobile on way to Orlando with the kiddos. Was still getting the bags out of the car when the wife came out holding the 3 year old who had, upon getting into the room, promptly jumped on the bed, got pushed by older brother, and shattered his two front teeth on night stand. He was wearing a chest full of blood, teeth and screaming like a banshee. 5 hours in ER for guy to tell us to go see a dentist. Fuck Bama. LFG - Jermaine Burton - Bama
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