Everything posted by TheAuditor
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Call Your Shot - 2022 College Football Playoff Teams
Ohio State Alabama Clemson Utah.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Yep nowhere to be found on the depth chart. https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2022/08/alabama-releases-2022-depth-chart-who-are-the-starters.html The do have a starting CB named Kool-Aid McKinstry. Top 5 name.
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8.29.22 Coach Sark PC at 11 am
Both rows define Go Ugly Early
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[2022] Louisiana Monroe @ Texas
56 -20 217yds I jumped off the cliff at Hamilton's pool, split my shorts up the seam to my waist and bruised a rib when I hit, then half swam, half dog-paddled to the shore and promptly puked up about a gallon of Coors light and burger king 2 for 4 buck whoppers. Some guy on the shoreline asked me if I was from Louisiana.
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Jacking off to my Sark performance fantasy
"Hope is not a strategy" - The Auditor
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Great chart: So 1998 was last time we started unranked (AP) and finished ranked. Seems promising for this year.... Charlie's (last) 5-7 looks somehow like a bigger collapse than Sark's 5-7 at least through the lens of the highwater mark. Must have been that ND win that aged like road kill. Course Mack Brown's 5-7 says hold my beer.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yep - Didn't double check my work. Back of Line!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Turns out they are TIED for third along with FLA , LSU with 16 conference wins in last three seasons. Only Florida and LSU shitting the bed last year prevented them from being Sixth.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
It IS the Rabbit.....Look at the bones!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Why not do position consensus average for player groups if you want to grade: .951-1.00 A .901-.950 B .881-.90 C .851-.88 D <=.85 F or better yet, root for as many highly rated guys as we can, and hope that Aggy continues to step on their junk.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Am I a bad person if I thought the lead instructor was a dude for the first 30 seconds and that this was a parody before camera angles, leotards and adam apple shots confirmed that I was incorrect?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
People who have 1M to spend on their favorite past time/passion - don't do it to go to jail, or even to have to think about how their lawyers need to keep them clean especially if there is a viable, alternative approach that accomplishes the same impact and keeps them clear. I think this has been CTJ's point about the bags will continue to get smaller as viable alternatives emerge. The fact that aggy is the last of the big money boosters to get this shouldn't be lost on anyone.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Lots of ranch land in that circle - Just none that can be bought on Insurance commission check income.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
1982 - west, first floor - shared bathroom.
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
I thought this had been established as a murder of clusterfucks...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Ball bearings. It’s all ball bearings nowadays.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I always thought it was a zeal or perhaps a covey of stumblefucks, but I stand corrected.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
why isn't midcourt line exactly between Moody and Center?!?
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Mark Emmert quits NCAA
A dark day for the SEC
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It's the Producer's model - they're out telling 25 people they can get in on the last 30M. Just need 7 of them to fall for it.
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TEXAS QB TALK
How was this user name available?
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
That's a quality life motto.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Or his out of conference schedule SOS: ND #31 (stole Aggy spot) Texas #32 Ou #40 (not in) OKst #41 (not in) TAMU #126 (greatest snub in history of mankind) https://www.teamrankings.com/ncaa-basketball/ranking/non-conference-sos-by-other Doesn't take 10 years to change an OOC basketball schedule Buzz - Look in the mirror
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2022 Transfer QB Quinn Ewers
Going across the border in Brownsville and buying cases of corona for $4 and then heading to Padre was how I spent most summers in high school. Throw in a couple bottles of Cuervo Gold for a $1.50 and parking on Children's Beach and night surfing (sorta) was an instant great time.
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2022 Transfer QB Quinn Ewers
Schaefer's says Howdy. That stuff was less than 2 bucks a six pack and was an all purpose fluid on fishing trips: Drink it, Brush teeth with it, Wash hands, and clean fish - all in one handy container.