Everything posted by txhorns
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
I disagree and think it is OSU. They have lost almost everyone who was worthwhile, including their 4 year starting QB. They have gone from being a middle of the pack team to dogshit. aggy at least has managed to keep most starters even if they are losing young depth.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Dumb question amnesty: I know the portal deadline is on January 18th but what exactly is that the deadline for? Do players have to request to enter the portal by then? Actually be in the portal after the 48 hour window? Have found a new home?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Thankfully no. This is her first issue with a vehicle. I’m sure mor are to come.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Well fuckers you jinxed me and it finally happened. Wife was in too much of a hurry this morning and didn’t wait for the garage door to fully raise up before backing out. She hit the door and knocked it off it’s tracks.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Even if it was for her boyfriend Sandman should have been able to talk himself into seeing some of it if he had any game at all.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
She spent money on clothes to make her look and feel sexier for you and you got mad about that?
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2023 Safety Jalen Catalon (Transfer)
Fuck yes! Hope he stays healthy.
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I had sex with a 24 hour locksmiths wife
You should post the pictures of her you dumbass.
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Trevor Bauer releases a statement
Some team will pick him up and he will be pretty good but not great.
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Running / Triathlon Thread
Thanks for the response. On the Boston Marathon they have a list of partner hotels that have shuttles from the hotel to the start of the race. This is in addition to the shuttles from the Commons. Unfortunately most of these hotels and the ones downtown are out of our price range, not Surly 1% here. Sounds like I either need to stay at one of the hotels listed on the website or get her to the Boston Commons shuttles. As far as actually seeing her on the course I am now planning on trying to see her 3 times if possible. She will likely run the race in 3 hours 15 minutes, maybe a little slower since Boston is harder. So my plan is to be close to the start, around the middle and then get as close to the finish line as I can, will also have our 2 younger kids with me. Some of her friends are going to so they may spread out some or just stay with me. I will have a rental car but the train is probably a better idea for getting around.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
So can Beard come back tomorrow? Our defense is shit without him.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Fuck DaHobbs. He has yet to win a game for us. Should have been fired a week ago.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Everything you said actually points to them wanting him back, not gone. The players made business decisions to be here. If Beard brings out the best in them and gives the team the best chance to win then they would want him back. That’s another business decision made instead of an emotional one. The players want to win and maximize their draft stock. They aren’t going to kick out a guy that puts them in the best position to do both of those.
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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (Netflix, Daniel Craig, Kathryn Hahn, Edward Norton, etc.)
I would like to have sexual relations with Kate Hudson. Multiple times. Even in the court room as my wife files for divorce.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
School wouldn’t have to pay Bears because of sovereign immunity but that wouldn’t prevent having to pay lawyers to handle the lawsuits. The bigger issue in this case would be backlash from donors who supported Beard and then backlash from potential coaches over it.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Higher. He’s only gotten better at defense since we originally hired him.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Sounds like you need to put your wife in her place.
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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN
The announcers said at the start of the game that all Washington players were playing tonight. Obviously doesn’t count injuries in that statement.
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2023 Texas Baseball
Fuck that shit we’re winning the National Championship and all getting blow jobs from super models immediately afterward.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
It’s also possible that we reached out to more players than is publicly known and they just weren’t interested in UT.
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GoFundMe for Diamonte' Tucker-Dorsey's Mom who has Cancer
Damn that is terrible. Prayers for her and donated. Just found out that my dog has cancer this morning and trying to decide what to do with him.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
If Beard was just defending himself then he is the victim. I’m that case why would the University fire a victim of DV?
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We have a Dog Issue ("YES, we WILL talk about Bruno")
The corgis don’t deserve that shit. Fun fact: corgi’s butts floats.
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Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
I do find it interesting that we have not heard from Beard’s ex-wife. I would think if there was any abuse in that relationship then we would have heard about it. Plus his kids are likely not very involved in his life if there was abuse there.