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RomaVicta

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  1. They can legally do the first though I don't see it. How are the going to do the second? The one about removing him from office. Trump can challenge their legitimacy. Say it was rigged. Have them all arrested for their conspiracy to overthrow the government (shame he doesn't get irony). He can start a campaign to rid the government of anti-Trump enemies of the state. Then, the only way to remove him is Civil War. If the acquiescent wake up on the right side, maybe it will be a swift victory for the pro-republic forces. If the Army splits, we have total anarchy. The GOP no longer controls the GOP, and they won't until Dickhead is gone. When that happens, the overthrow of the republic can go back to being sorta boring to keep track of.
  2. You know, Vlad, I don't need your money anymore. You're not the boss of me. You forget "P" tapes, Monkey Man? The pee tapes were a hoax. I'm not into that. [Putin drops phone.] [Picks it back up.] You're an idiot, Fart Boy. It's "P" as in pubescent. You think old KGB man not able to get sicko files from Epstein? Dasvidaniya, Pool Boy.
  3. Yes, Maria, I believe the Devil keeps our souls in the same tiny box.
  4. Life Death comes at you fast.
  5. I think our relationship with China even prior to this idiot was plain stupid. When all you have is a hammer... We primarily characterize foreign policy with rivals as military issues. In the end, we will bully them with our overwhelming military. Fortunately, most of the free world will back us up or, at the least, not speak against us. China is not a threat to the US militarily. Nor are we to them in parts of the world they care about. So lay that aside. Lay aside the idea of them being an enemy. Maybe, just maybe, co-exist with them to mutual benefit. Don't waste money on an arms build-up largely comprised of weapons and strategies for the last war instead of the vastly different world of the next one. See: Ukraine v Russia. We were trying to do that to some extent policy-wise but still felt compelled to characterize all this as good guys versus bad guys. Trump, of course, has embraced the wise policy of tariffs to disrupt the beneficial and huge military budget (hello, graft) to emphasize the adversarial. Trump meets his primary and just about only goal of being the richest man in the world. As he gets more and more brazen with the use of military force for conquest in his own quest for the Nobel Peace Prize, his order to militarilly engage China, I believe, will the pinnacle of success. We'll lose the conflict with mortifying losses of surface ships! Our economy slides into decline and places US influence down to the level of Russia! Trump's fortune becomes even more valuable as earnings become scarce! The Army is the only entity that can stop this. They must choose between becoming an imperial army or the Army of the United States. Greenland or China/S. America will be the failsafe point. Bienvenidos a nuestra republica! Te gustan bananas? ps I generated this bloviation on my own. Don't consider it because it doesn't come from a CNN-vetted university professor. Go to them if you want to hear a narrow view founded in the old paradigm which makes this all seem normal. This could really be bad for soybean sales. The administration claims all will be well. Let's go to Stephen Miller for their side of the story.
  6. Valid even if I disagree.
  7. But the Iraqis have weapons of mass destruction and maybe they were involved in 9/11! Remember the Maine! Commies everywhere. War on Terror! I think you perfectly describe the thoughts of people in their normal state. It's feeling that gets people motivated to fight (mostly vicariously for Americans now) other countries. Jihad? Pretense of protecting our freedom from fucking Iraq for chrissakes? Same difference. Here's the face of the wildly patriotic right: That's who they all think they are. USA! USA! USA!
  8. Stop. Anymore regurgitation of the same tiresome posts about Sark, and we'll need rowboats. Maybe this will help. Pro-Sark people: Sark is a very good coach. Anti-Sark people: He's not elite like the three best coaches in CFB. Read the above again. Think. YOU'RE ARGUING DIFFERENT POINTS. Jeez.
  9. You know, when Ja'malick and I were in Afghanistan, we used to do this after every successful mission. WHOOP! I'm surprised he never mentioned me. There a buffet? (pretty bad ps, but I'm not getting paid, so fuck your own face. We'll call it a pastiche masterwork.)
  10. Anybody want to tell them that there is no championship trophy for being loud? And being loud hasn't helped much with winning real ones? Nah, let 'em keep spending on facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities.
  11. The claim is made by guys who never even dressed up in the corps let alone the real thing. Stolen valor: It's a thing.
  12. I skipped past the long largely uncontested td runs (he's surely fast) to 2:11. There you see how hard he strives for ever yard and seems to have the Ced Benson (RIP) talent for falling forward at the end. Excellent.
  13. Aggies like to point to sportswriters' ingenius use of a similar underachiever formula based on initial and final rankings. They're so smart those guys. The initial rankings reflect high expectations most often of schools with the greatest traditions of winning. If Alabama starts as #1 but finishes #10, they get 9 punishment points for a very respectable top ten finish. If A&M starts off unranked, rides their rollercoaster to #9 then gets slapped back down to #23, they get 2 award points. The former, despite the respectable ranking, is unhappy because they want the top; they're winners. The latter, despite the bare recognition, celebrate because stayed in the rankings at all; they're losers. The ranking is more of a grade of prognosticators than teams. Arch failed to meet sportswriterworld's certainty he'd win a Heisman and win an NC. They can't be wrong, so the fault must be the player or team. Morons. One imagines a TexAggie seeing the first publishing of such rankings and trembles at the thought they will be on top. HOORAY! t.u. is a big underachiever and we're not even mentioned! TexAggies wear out the word "underachieve" because they can't stand to recognize they can play their best and still lose (stunning revelation it will be for them should they ever face it!). Saying underachieve is the same as the word lost to them. Thus, they look at that ranking and think the teams above them are actually the biggest losers instead of merely failing to meet an idiot media's expectation. See: running out of time, being outscored, fans didn't yell loud enough, team shows no emotion, coach not demonstrative enough as other distractions from being mediocre.
  14. Yep. Can't be bothered with the presidency. He lets Stephen Miller implement Plan 2025 and install a fascist government while he's snoring and passing gas that could wake the dead.
  15. Thanks for the kind words. This vid is fabulous. Thanks for that, too!
  16. They're also the only team to play Miami and not score a touchdown. History will soon forget what the Aggies never mention: the fucking wind that day. It disarmed both team's passing game which was a greater loss to Miami than A&M. Reed was already inaccurate.
  17. Long ago, Jesus saves, but Esposito scores on the rebound! Free Nelson Mandela with proof of purchase.
  18. Does anybody else put their helmet logo on academic buildings?
  19. William has some basketball thoughts. The Aggie alchemy works yet again! So, I guess that means they'll lose again, William? Not really following. I guess if Tennessee wins the NC, A&M will be number 2.
  20. Well, she did just make a monkey out of the President of the United States without him even knowing it. Check out the language: I think it's filled with sycophantic ironic hyperbole. Trump is all about the peace, diplomacy, principles, freedom, and (yuck yuck) courage. Nobody in the world thinks of him in this way. It's a worldwide private joke between any people who aren't morons or American fascists. I'm not kidding. Even the gold frame matching all the tacky faux gold in the background suggests the wiliness. Trump looks like the clown he is. Her smile is all Mona Lisa. ETA: The orange monkey will likely sue the Nobel Committee for her stipend.
  21. He's going for the Nobel War Prize! Obama doesn't have one of those. I watched part of the video about NATO winter capabilities. There are no rules. Trump's military would sink their ships, shoot down their planes, and blockade their ports all around Europe if they resist. He wouldn't give a shit about destroying the West and free world. He wouldn't understand it. If Trump pushes this any further, trade will break down at the very least. Allies being made into opponents won't lie down. Any American products and services with competitors in Europe will see their sales crash. Fuck this asshole.
  22. I went to the esteemed Gazette to see the SEC rankings, the real ones that Graham generates free of BOMC control. First visit. He's beyond refuting, as you all know. Sort of a genius. I'll just post the brilliance: Ouch!
  23. I'm sure God is soaking it all up and happy for the Texans, His team.
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