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RomaVicta

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  1. What I've always loved loved loved about college football! Can't read enough of this stuff.
  2. Everybody knows the rap scene in the Station is lit!
  3. That date is also Confederate Heroes Day which occasionally, as it will Monday, falls on the same day as MLK day. It's always in the same week. Shameful.
  4. It actually was a perfect Aggie season. The roller coaster was never built higher, but that drop. Ouch. Olin's article invited inspection. I did my best. This is from the Negative Recruiting Your Own School thread.
  5. It's been 35 days of discontented winter for our friend, Olin. The 2025 team's staunchest advocate and apologist championed and defended the Aggies' place in the top 3. He touted their OL as likely heirs of the Joe Moore Award. At one point, he likely supported Reed for the Heisman. He surely believed they could... Earlier article about people dissing A&M prior to their increasingly prestigious loss: Oooops. How will Big O handle the recalibration of the quality of the A&M team? He has been thinking for over a month. Reflection often leads to reconsideration. Let's glean: The accompanying image has this as its subject. Perfect: Been a long time, my friend. Doubling down. Outrageous and ridiculous, sounds like it's right up your alley, amigo. Shame all doubters with eloquence and argument. Lay it on me, you wild man. Theme alert: Nobody does it better. Notice how he tickles us with irony. Hmmm. Yes! You were ranked #3! You're probably still #7, for the moment! There's no fraud here. Olin hones the dagger of righteousness. Yikes! That is impressive, and it's likely only the buildup to the other probably even more impressive wins over ranked opponents! Remind us! Dang! I wanted to read about those other big regular season wins against ranked opponents not a keen example of irony deafness. I guess I'll have to look at the rankings. You wouldn't mislead me, but I'm just curious. Just got back from google. It's probably wrong, but it shows you as 2-2 versus ranked teams. Thank God Missouri clings to #25. That's it. They're the idiots! Dumb ol' idiots! Phooey! You got kind of fancy with your verb structure here. No, I didn't. Whatever you say, maestro. Easy mistake to make. Now, smite the idiots with your lightning bolts of reason and clarity! BAM! Discussion over! You've definitively proved that...uh...Miami is not a fraud. Not quite following you're reasoning here, my friend. Alas, I must be one of the idiots. I suspected it all along. I'm sure, if idiots weren't running the show, following a Miami victory Monday, y'all would be ranked #1 - 5 yards. It'll look great on your stadium wall. And, finally, hardware in the hall of champions! Not as good as the big three shown above, or maybe you will explain how it is better. You're really good at this!!!! *Sooo, SMU and Louisville will be ranked #1 + score differentials? This is revolutionary, Olin! Thanks, man. Yes! It's all about the final record with qualifications. You're just the same as Ole Miss and Ohio State! What difference is there really between losing two in a row to lower-ranked teams (one at home) at the end of a soft schedule (I know, I know, "strength of record") and winning a game in the playoffs before elimination? I mean, really! Nothingburger. Aggies may be the only critically-thinking observers in all of sports. It's legendary. It's tradition! You couldn't be more wrong. Almost beating Miami is not the standard for "seeming to have a realistic chance to play for the national championship," but, of course, it should be. I don't think I've ever been more impressed by someone's reasoning. Bravo, sir. 1 That's not what you said about the legions earlier. Just sayin'. 2 IDIOTS! Okay, maestro, bring it on home. Land this themed masterpiece! Truer words...
  6. Remember the Aggie Outrage at the story somebody there made up about t.u. spreading the rumor that Reed was leaving A&M? Projection monkeys.
  7. Who is this guy and what's the show? I asked a few months ago but forgot the answer. His gifs are excellent.
  8. Grenada University is supposed to be the bomb. Thank for reinforcing my contention that the flood of grad degrees is producing credentials with no real meaning. I said nothing defending the Dems, dullard. So, here you are persisting in the same irrelevant partisan bullshit. Woman murdered; let's talk about the Dems. I'm not calling you crazy. I'm calling you stupid or willfully obtuse. Where's the website where I can get my PhD? When I'm getting crushed in a discussion, I'll want to whip that out to prove the strength of my argument, dude. I know. I know. Harvard where you spent the weekends flying in your helicopter to NYC to screw models. I bet you have pictures and everything, dude.
  9. Aggies found a rating system that gives them high portal marks. On3 Portal rankings. Like strength of record, the TexAggies think this is the way to go for judging portal performance. I'll leave it to @Huckleberry 's skill and knowledge to rule on its value. Here's a look at the rating: Interesting conversation ensues on the still-a-little-sensitive-about-their-season TexAgs. Pretty sane so far. What's that? The sound of spittle showering the monitor with hurricane force winds? Now we're talking. Oh we love that On3, 247 is a bi-itch! Peking risks his AgTag. Interesting parameters for success appear, as they always do. Year of coaching career; something about being second best of second year schools in the last five years; things are awesome! Objection, your honor. Unresponsive. (Judge turns to Beerad) Son, just answer the question. Onward. Tech passes them in the rankings. Where's the Transitive Property when you need it? If you're ahead of t.u. it's the true and best ranking ever. If Tech passes you, well, in theory. Peking spears another. This unfortunately named TexAggie finds disgrace for t.u. Yes, Aggies were the monsters of the (bottom ) SEC! t.u. wasn't! t.u. went to a goofy bowl game. Fucking embarrassing! Goofy as shit. Sadly for Aggie, they had 14 million watching their loss at home to Miami. Embarrassing. "In a world where they are now?" I have no idea. Aggie fact confirmed. They didn't want the players they bid high for and lost. Some say it's playing 4-d chess, others just forget about it altogether to serve the Aggie fact. I love this kind of shit. Two conflicting concepts, one TexAggie's mind. The value of Seaton's character, as with all humans, will be determined by his choice regarding the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas. Yes. Yes. The legend grows. Greedy egoist Coleman vs humble, low-paid Horton who they wanted all along due to his virtuous character and disregard for money. Elko spends wisely.
  10. ICE murders woman. Dems bad. Dem's fault. You're a fucking idiot or amateur operative or both. Hope you got a shitty price for your soul, dude.
  11. So, you think that's relevant to ICE murdering and assaulting citizens today? That was the topic not the history of ICE. What do Biden or Obama or Bush have to do with deploying ICE as an occupation force in American cities? Dude states a fact, I suppose. Dude don't make no argument. Dude just looking out for his team. Dude don't care about the murder and assault part, dude.
  12. The pros need a guy who can tell them where to line up on defense.
  13. Getting shrill. The Aggies really hate losing soulless Coleman to the Evil Empire: The Mannings! I guess the Portal Rankings they use support their portal performance like strength of record, whatever that is, proved they were more than legit. Hype alert! Hype alert! No real stuff to be found in the dildo waving of t.u. They're all hype despite their proven talent. This guy must have been railing about Arch being a mediocre 3-star HS QB. The disaster of a possible "natty," a third victory over A&M while he was here, and a huge boost to recruiting all along the way. Goddamn Mannings. HYPE!!!!
  14. The NYT finds a stupid detail to provoke argument on the panel shows avoiding the bigger issue altogether. US May Have Use Illegal Weapon to Blow Up Civilian Boats on the High Seas. Which color is the biggest story here? They're both war crimes. Indigo or Red? NYT focuses on indigo. American warplanes hardly need stealth or strategy to blow up a boat. If the point is that the plane was used to give plausible deniability, denying the attack defeats the whole purpose of the exercise to establish a phony war on terrorists. Narco terrorists. We blew up civilian boats then made a second pass to ensure all the crew were killed. The United States Navy. Murder. Impunity. There's your fucking story NYT. Talk to Navy veterans and officers. Give it the whole front page. We're no better than Somali pirates. I'm not sure they're bloodthirsty at all.
  15. Ladies and gentlemen, political discourse brought to you by decades of GOPs (Newt in the House), Rush, and their moron chorus. ICE is murdering people. Doing bad things. NFL politics: There is only the context of the party. This fuckwad is sure that that is a killing response.
  16. How could I have known it was superglue instead of eye drops? Innocent mistake. I'm not a fucking doctor, you know.
  17. I don't know if it was my first miserable failure period at Texas or the more successful return five years later, but I remember the Aggies electing one of the few Black people there to be student president. "See! We're not racist!" It was moving to see their love of the negro.
  18. I agree about some of these guys landing in programs where they will be lucky to choose the one with the most desirable degree in their field. I'm guessing others will have a really bad couple of weeks at their parents' house feeling like an embarrassed dog.
  19. America has been made safe for those types of remarks. Aggies can burst out of the closet in song. They'll do so assuming they're the only ones honorable and brave enough to say what they assume everyone is thinking. It's the degenerate way! I prefer the days when 99% of white people would not have thought to say such a thing out loud no matter their feelings. Mom said, "don't say hateful things." Some shit about tolerance and minding your own business, too. Thanks, Anita Ruth.
  20. I've designed and plan to put this on our front fence out here in the country pending my beloved's review. I'd wanted to put a Mexican flag out or a rainbow banner before. I care about those people. I will use this or some other way to identify myself as not one of the Acquiescent. Those shitheels deserve capitalization as much as the GOP or Dem. Hey kids! You can make your own! https://editor.signs.com/personalization/personalize?token=8535bfa660524ee9b771df7cae0c8072 Somebody could probably find a way to monetize this and market them more cheaply than $35. I haven't trademarked or anything so feel free to copy and order your own.
  21. Return? You've never left. You're the constant of TexAgs. We should pay any amount hire this guy as GM.
  22. Themes seem to be building. Same themes that always have Aggies as real stuff! t.u. overpays. Why would anyone go there otherwise? Manning and Coleman are merely glitzy names and nothing more. t.u. is all flash. Flash versus honor, value, virtue. Plus a difference without a distinction: High-cost homerun signings vs character/fit high paid guys! Aggie figures out what makes us tick: We're full of the spin. We do everything we do because we're obsessed with besting the dear old Texas Aggies! More spin. We're the ones desperate to justify our season ending not them. They're proud and optimistic! They can finally enjoy their ascendancy over Texas where their loss to Miami trumps our wins over them and Michigan! See, I'm desperately spinning!
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