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RomaVicta

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  1. The NYT finds a stupid detail to provoke argument on the panel shows avoiding the bigger issue altogether. US May Have Use Illegal Weapon to Blow Up Civilian Boats on the High Seas. Which color is the biggest story here? They're both war crimes. Indigo or Red? NYT focuses on indigo. American warplanes hardly need stealth or strategy to blow up a boat. If the point is that the plane was used to give plausible deniability, denying the attack defeats the whole purpose of the exercise to establish a phony war on terrorists. Narco terrorists. We blew up civilian boats then made a second pass to ensure all the crew were killed. The United States Navy. Murder. Impunity. There's your fucking story NYT. Talk to Navy veterans and officers. Give it the whole front page. We're no better than Somali pirates. I'm not sure they're bloodthirsty at all.
  2. Ladies and gentlemen, political discourse brought to you by decades of GOPs (Newt in the House), Rush, and their moron chorus. ICE is murdering people. Doing bad things. NFL politics: There is only the context of the party. This fuckwad is sure that that is a killing response.
  3. How could I have known it was superglue instead of eye drops? Innocent mistake. I'm not a fucking doctor, you know.
  4. I don't know if it was my first miserable failure period at Texas or the more successful return five years later, but I remember the Aggies electing one of the few Black people there to be student president. "See! We're not racist!" It was moving to see their love of the negro.
  5. I agree about some of these guys landing in programs where they will be lucky to choose the one with the most desirable degree in their field. I'm guessing others will have a really bad couple of weeks at their parents' house feeling like an embarrassed dog.
  6. America has been made safe for those types of remarks. Aggies can burst out of the closet in song. They'll do so assuming they're the only ones honorable and brave enough to say what they assume everyone is thinking. It's the degenerate way! I prefer the days when 99% of white people would not have thought to say such a thing out loud no matter their feelings. Mom said, "don't say hateful things." Some shit about tolerance and minding your own business, too. Thanks, Anita Ruth.
  7. I've designed and plan to put this on our front fence out here in the country pending my beloved's review. I'd wanted to put a Mexican flag out or a rainbow banner before. I care about those people. I will use this or some other way to identify myself as not one of the Acquiescent. Those shitheels deserve capitalization as much as the GOP or Dem. Hey kids! You can make your own! https://editor.signs.com/personalization/personalize?token=8535bfa660524ee9b771df7cae0c8072 Somebody could probably find a way to monetize this and market them more cheaply than $35. I haven't trademarked or anything so feel free to copy and order your own.
  8. Return? You've never left. You're the constant of TexAgs. We should pay any amount hire this guy as GM.
  9. Themes seem to be building. Same themes that always have Aggies as real stuff! t.u. overpays. Why would anyone go there otherwise? Manning and Coleman are merely glitzy names and nothing more. t.u. is all flash. Flash versus honor, value, virtue. Plus a difference without a distinction: High-cost homerun signings vs character/fit high paid guys! Aggie figures out what makes us tick: We're full of the spin. We do everything we do because we're obsessed with besting the dear old Texas Aggies! More spin. We're the ones desperate to justify our season ending not them. They're proud and optimistic! They can finally enjoy their ascendancy over Texas where their loss to Miami trumps our wins over them and Michigan! See, I'm desperately spinning!
  10. Seems like somebody should care about the choir of liars that justified the Minneapolis slaying without even the pretense of looking into it.
  11. You got to get to three quarter point for that. Yea, I was kind of stud during the sock hops at Eisenhower Jr. High.
  12. Thanks, @JesusSweatDuck ! One of my favorite combinations of Aggie Facts and doublethink: Jimbo said publicly that it wasn't NIL. He denied it was money at all. Aggies crowed about their wealth and how smart they were. They were roasted for old school bag man cheating on a whole new scale. I think we should strip them of the "natty" they won with all that ill-gotten talent. What are the ebil sips doing? They all seem to know judging by the votes. Now the Aggie Fact: The question is raised. What is this fact? Only two enquiring minds want to join the query. At last, verification: Well friends, there you have it. t.u = ebil. Now the status quo-ers, A&M has arrived. I'm thinking this guy feels a number 2 ranking coming up after Miami beats Indiana. When Elko offers high money, it's shrewd. When Sark does the same, it's overpaying. They were quite willing to pay Coleman, or he would not have visited even to reject them a second time. Now it's part of Elko-lore. Sensibility. Culture. Aggie. Now some TexAggy boilerplate loser reasoning, such as it is: From The Hustler. George C Scott is so good. It could also be Texas talking to Texas A&M.
  13. Well, that and he probably got to meet Mrs. Elko, facilities facilities facilities, code of honor, and a book about the special place that is Texas A&M (I think this is the one they give official football visitors). ' I think they had to trim the title from A History of the Legacy of Tradition: A Study in Past and Current Times of Texas A&M University's Endeavor to Persevere in Righteous Jihad Against Ebil t.u. (Includes various modern era of football timelines with appendices of tracking A&M's record of good losses, great losses, and wins against teams never played!) The threw in this one as well:
  14. Surly crabbers don't need any of that shit. They just know.
  15. If you have to, use my name.
  16. Yes. The imbecile is me. Nice work.
  17. These are from yesterday as Aggies prepare to go all sour grapes and shit. Yes. Getting Cam would, in the long run, be bad for A&M. He's wearying to the coaches. See what I mean. I'm getting the feeling that many Ags would have been upset had Cam chosen Texas A&M University Home of the Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas. 1 Your most beloved player was a drug-addled diva, Sport. 2 Indiana provides A&M more evidence that you don't really need to recruit 5 stars. 3 stars are inevitably better. Thanks, Indiana, for the copium. Potent Aggie reasoning: Based on statistics, they're about the same. Therefore, one guy will get paid hugely; the other guy will be got for a song. Also in the thread: Uh, you gonna finish that hotdog?
  18. I'm happy with today's development so far. It doesn't hurt that the Aggies, poised to be ranked number two in the final polls if Miami defeats Indiana, are reminded once again that they're not all that.
  19. I've learned that the most important phase of the portal period in terms of evaluating the coach and gm is right at the beginning. Whatever judgment one expresses in the critical period must be strictly maintained lest activity in the later periods challenge the judgment. Repeat the judgment to yourself and everybody else as it magnifies your reputation and provides immense insight and entertainment. Pages. Pages. Lots of pages, too.
  20. Let me write that down. Every time we get another commit, I completely forget about everything else. Maybe I'll make it a tattoo. I'd already forgotten it after posting above. Thanks, man. Literally nobody outside of College Station undervalued Arch.
  21. Love it. Watching Ole Miss - Miami, I was getting pretty fed up with the showboating. I was wondering if I could stand it every game. Oregon and Indiana were more restrained as ourselves and Michigan. Glad to realize it was a function of team personality. I'm not liking the homogeneity of every college game. The bands play the same piece from the Shining. The fans sing to the same songs and routines led by the scoreboard. Watching players race to get to their feet so they can separate from everybody else to strike the same tired pose gets old, fast. I'm not talking spontaneous celebration that can look similar, I'm talking about pure performance after a play. Okay, I'm going out by the street so I can shake my cane at passing cars.
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