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Bert Orange

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  1. Brienne of Tarth needed to stay the fuck in GoT. The fact her wide robot hips even suggested the shape of the actress infuriated me.
  2. Can’t the shooter just wait until a class change? Or lunch?
  3. I said most
  4. I don’t see how arming teachers will have much of any impact. Most of these nuts went in expecting to die, by cop, guard or self inflicted means. I would think this might actually provide a challenge and, in a way, egg crazies on.
  5. Man. Sorry. We were touch and go. And she’s been here 16 years (my 12 and 10 year old girls balled). So I know how you’d family feels.
  6. Fuck yeah! That is certainly an awesome build. Can’t wait for pics.
  7. Well, Chloe is now Chlinky the Winky. She’s drugged, but she already looks better. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  8. Update on Chloe...she’s going to have to lose her right eye to prevent the infection from spreading. Given she can’t see much anyway, she’ll just have to adjust to being a wink emoji dog. Unfortunately, it has spread to her left eye and we are fighting the infection real time. Last night i was up every two hours putting steroid and antibiotic drops in her eye. Same tonight. I’m exhausted, but she’s far more tired and in pain. Tomorrow she will at least be in less discomfort. Going to be strange having a one eyed dog for whatever time she has left. But I know she isn’t happy at the moment and I just want her to wag her tail again. As long as she can.
  9. The pork tenderloin in the packages to be clear.
  10. Did this with the marinated pork. Perfection. And no, zero issues with overpowering flavor.
  11. Fuck. I’m scared Chloe is failing. Her other eye is now cloudy and her cheeks are swollen/puffy. She’s walking into walls. Clearly she can’t see.
  12. Fuck. My 16 yo girl can’t catch a break these days. Woke yesterday to a swollen eye. Treated with topical antibacterial ointment until the vet opened today. Turns out she has a massive ulcer in her cornea that became infected and is threatening her eye. On a heavy medical treatment regimen, with Dad administering eye drops every two hours for next two days. Who needs sleep? Adding insult to her injury, she’s been placed in the cone of shame. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  13. Isn’t this what Flex Seal was made for?
  14. Not yet. Boat house coming along though. Hoping to be in the water two weeks I to the summer.
  15. I was torn between that and the Maclaren
  16. When does it get to the offer of a blowjob? Are we there yet?
  17. Ordered my 2019 Ram 1500 this morning. Now I wait....
  18. Everyone knows the wings at Twin Peaks are superior.
  19. That doesn’t seem fun
  20. And I’m going with ā€œTooned Outā€ for the new girl. Paint going on tomorrow.
  21. Nah. Jet skis are the 3 series of the lake. It’s the obnoxious drivers that give them a bad rap. They’re damn fun when driven responsibly.
  22. The Captain and Tooneal Poon Toon Living the Tri Life Just Tooning In
  23. Speaking of which, need to name her. Nominations: - National Pontoon's Lakecation - Man on the Toon - Pond Toon - Toon Soon? - Driving Miss Lazy - Hold My Beer
  24. I only have a 24’ penis. But it’s a triple prong party penis. I should have opted for larger in retrospect.
  25. I am always up for a race. I smoked an eager Merc C63 driver a couple weeks back. I had remove all badging from the Hawk and I’m not sure he new what he was up against.
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