Everything posted by Bert Orange
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
So I did the skillet thighs. Threw some halved small potatoes in with some rosemary. Such a tasty, easy, warming dish.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Making this now. Excellent suggestion.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
This thread is a case study on why some people shouldn’t go to law school.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
But but but, we are Texas. We has monies and TV eyeballz. Whaaaaaaaa!!!
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Here’s irony: because we got our shit pushed in again by Georgia, OU winning actually helped soften the toilet paper.
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Truck Nuts
ZR2. Niiiiice.
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Games I wish we would schedule, solely for the road trip
That’s 34k seats for Longhorn fans. Workable.
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Games I wish we would schedule, solely for the road trip
San Diego State. Because, well, San Diego.
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Truck Nuts
Duuuuude. That literally came out two days ago and I missed it. Killer.
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Truck Nuts
So the mighty TRX is returning. And very well may see a redeye tuned version. So I now have to debate going back to Ram (the interior I loved, the straight line power was exhilarating but utterly useless for a truck) or sticking with the Raptor (which is far more nimble and behaves like an off-road truck should). if I really wanted the power, I could drop a whipple in for $15k and I’m sure exceed the TRX by a hefty margin, but void my warranty.
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San Antonio
That stretch of Tyler/Harrison is full of so much win. It’s hard to go wrong.
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San Antonio
That’s an ex-cellent choi-ce.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
It’s crazy to me that folks will drop $75k on a package that you can have done for $30-35k without the Shelby bits. But I guess money doesn’t matter to the folks that do.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
From your lips to God’s ears. And that the SEC refs ignore bias and under the table paychecks.
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Ahead of the first CFP, taking stock (forgetting the dumbassery of the AP) OU: Best wins: #21 Michigan (home) - two scores #23 Tennessee (road) - one score Auburn (home) - one score Losses: #7 Ole Miss (home) - two scores #13 Texas (neutral) - three scores Texas: Best wins: #11 OU (neutral) - three scores #15 Vandy (home) - one score Miss St (road) - one score Losses: #1 Ohio St (road) - one score Florida (road) - one score Similar in many respects. But head to head should matter. We rank 9 and OU 11 on SOR, FPI 8 vs 16. SOS 11 vs 12 But again, head to fucking head.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Allstate playoff predictor says same with a loss to Georgia.
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You can do magic. You can have anything that you desire. Magic.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
You argue in circles. I’m guessing you also argue at the mirror. Here’s a hot take, win games that are still ahead of us and nobody will give a flying fuck about your intro post. And if the Horns don’t, you can argue whatever your point is then.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I literally addressed that very point. So now who's obtuse? That the selection of SMU over Bama in ANY way reflects a committee rewarding teams that don’t schedule strong OOC games OR incentivizes other teams to do the same, is asinine and just wrong.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Not sure how one can be intentionally obtuse, but OK. You seem to have this all figured out.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Well you pretty clearly stated as part of your point the disincentive to strong OOC games. Which SMU did no more so than Texas did. That they lost in the first round isn’t related to this.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Not sure the point you are making on SMU, but half of their non conference games last year were P5 matchups. Just like Texas last year. Unlikely Texas this year.
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Bourbon
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Week 9 - Vandy at Texas.
I’m just glad that no matter the outcome Saturday, our goal posts are safe and won’t be seen floating Lake Austin.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
We are debating a cripple fight victor.