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UnhappilyMarried

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  1. Banks has been listed as the primary or secondary recruiter for almost every elite prospect on the roster. Banks, Campbell, Muhammad, Hill, Simmons, Johntay. This year, his only listed (imperative word) primary commit is Townsend, Charles secondary Is he still the big game hunter? 247 getting lazy on tagging?
  2. Thamel is the most useful idiot in all of college sports
  3. Perfect microcosm of that fan base. Utterly sanctimonious unless the Horns are involved and they can’t help but to let the facade drop and unhinge
  4. And no clock stoppage
  5. There isn’t an elite corner on the planet that would tell you they’re paid sufficiently. Not worried about it, he’s irreplaceable and no doubt will be taken care of
  6. But he didn’t close his eyes and pick a random lyric out of a hat to post.
  7. 12 years of Kelly is more than enough. Have to imagine there will be a hire as soon as the next coach’s season is finished
  8. Make em eat shit
  9. Them getting the first down and TD gave us the game. If they kick the FG with 90 seconds left we can’t go to victory formation
  10. Very 2023. Play decent and have a lead at half. No killer instinct leads to an ugly close win vs a completely overmatched opponent
  11. All this talk about needing to be SEC ready and they’re all a bigger bunch of hand-wringing pussies than any Big 12 fan base
  12. Not getting another Sanborn was a pretty sizable and preventable roster fuckup. 2 weeks in a row we’ve dug a massive first quarter field position hole with lame duck punts while the other team consistently bombs 50+ with great hang.
  13. Javorskie Lane Jr would be my guess
  14. Only thing I’ve seen is OSU selling him on their corners in the NFL even though they haven’t had a Day 1 or 2 DB since 2020 and they’re all Urban’s guys It shocks me how well selling developmental successes/failures under past staffs works.
  15. Show up, break an attendance record for them, take our ball and go home with a W. Nothing new
  16. Is it a baseball thing that coaches want visits shrouded in secrecy? 995ers otherwise seem hellbent on providing as little information as possible when they could easily widen the market for it
  17. Sold out. Students booze until the end of the first quarter and then arrive
  18. Football has always been a big baseball recruiting tool. Not sure about basketball
  19. Great schedule. More than reasonable with some big matchups at home and Vandy/Tenn missing. Time for CDC to figure out how to keep the park orange
  20. How does the 20 scholarship increase effective next year play into the numbers?
  21. Entire track multiview channel was Texas T&F there. Alfred, Crouser, Leo
  22. I'm all for shitting on our NIL commitment, but Trop has never started a college game and averages an inning per outing
  23. Over-sign, some programs to larger extents than others. Pierce would always cut a few per year or they'd show up needing TJ or something and would move on to a juco. Last assessment had us at 41. Add latest transfer, 42. Limit is 40. Maybe more transfers/freshmen signees to come, fall injuries/cuts will get the number down to 40.
  24. 1B likely. A much needed lefty. Elite slugging and over 1 bb/game. R: Galvan, Schuessler, Flores, Gaspo, Mendoza, Borba L: Max, Stewart, Winfield
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