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Brisketexan

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  1. A 55 yr old trans Trump supporter mass shooter? That's like a grab-bag of topics thrown at an improv troupe. The character can be pretty much whatever you want him to be.
  2. And THAT dude....would get my vote. We need more dudes like Johnny Cash.
  3. And THAT dude STILL isn't as gay as Briscoe. NTTAWWT.
  4. I'm a put a big "we'll see" pin in that one. I remember 25 years ago, listening to senior partners at my BigLaw firm waxing joyfully about how guys like me were going to be made obsolete by offshore "associates" in India who could do all the work we were doing. That....fizzled. As for AI and its impact on law, I do think that it will result in eliminating some positions, but I also think that is most likely "use case" will be a force multiplier -- the same junior associate can now crank out 2X the work product (and likely be billed at something like 2X their former rate). And even that will vary based on practice. The risk is certainly higher on the transactional side vs. the litigation side. No doubt, shit is in flux, and nobody knows for sure what's coming next....but you can't put your life on hold waiting to see what a still-unproven technology will do.
  5. Someday....there's a chance that the plumbing in your house will completely fail, and you'll need a bucket to shit in. Problem solved.
  6. Yep. I 1,000,000% guarantee you that if we asked ANY MAGA about such scenario, starting with "so, there's this democrat politician, I won't say who it is, but [then list all the exact same reports, affidavits, emails, etc. that apply to Trump]," their eyes would bug out, the spit would fly, and they'd scream "HANG HIM! HE'S A DIRTY ABUSIVE PEDO, NO QUESTION!" But when the exact same facts apply to their god-king....yeah. Nada. Because MAGA has no actual principles or beliefs, other than "Trump is literally god incarnate, and he was put here to hurt people I don't like." 40% of this country operates on that belief system, to the exclusion of anything and everything else.
  7. I said this before, but for most things in this world, multiple independent sources reporting the same sort of conduct tells you "yeah....that's a true thing." For example, reviewing confidential documents containing allegation that a person committed sexual assaults. The first file had the complainant allege that when she came to, the perpetrator was jerking off and pinching his own nipples. Interesting, specific fact. File #2, different complainant. Somewhat different circumstances....but when she came to, the perpetrator was jerking off and pinching his own nipples. Man. That's one hell of a coincidence to hear that sort of fact from two different complainants File #3, different complainant. Somewhat different circumstances....but when she came to, the perpetrator was jerking off and pinching his own nipples. Okay, I've read enough. That dude likes to jerk off while pinching his own nipples. How many of these do we need to read about Donald Trump getting off on banging young girls, taking their virginity, etc., before commons sense dictates "Okay, I've read enough. That dude gets off on banging young girls, taking their virginity, etc.?" We are there. Fuck, we are WELL PAST "there."
  8. "Cock does not go in duck?"
  9. It really is fantastic. The money-laundering/naked corruption is just right there out in the open, over and over and over. Greatest scandal of all time? Easy -- HUNTER BIDEN WAS PAID $1 MILLION A YEAR IN THE BURISMA DEAL, JUST TRADING ON HIS NAME! Not a story at all? Gifting $100 million taxpayer dollars (that's what you're doing when you pay $130 million for a $30 million property -- giving away the extra $100 million) in a single transaction to a Russian oligarch. The corruption of this regime is on par with the worst banana republics/kleptocracies in human history, and every MAGA voter -- who was SUPER concerned about corruption before -- is just fine with it. Because, for the millionth time, they have zero principles except "the government should hurt people I don't like."
  10. This has long been my response to all of the "you gotta have major voter ID!" types: Cool, I have no problem with that. I will support a Voter ID law so long as it (1) requires that each state implement a process that allows every single person legally entitled to a voter ID to get all necessary paperwork within 15 minutes of work online, and (2) that all such paperwork and the ID itself be 100% free-of-charge (no poll tax bullshit). Make voter ID free, and easy to get so long as you qualify, and I'll vote for your bill. They won't do it. Because of course, "fighting voter fraud" is not in any way the reason for these bills, because there functionally IS NO voter fraud. It's a disenfranchisement bill, and when you propose "cool, so let's make sure it doesn't disenfranchise eligible voters," they won't support it because....well, that's the entire fucking reason for the push for voter ID.
  11. Yeah....that's just fucking sick. Jesus fucking Christ, what the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with these ginormous pieces of shit and those who relentlessly defend them? And even MORE pathetic, all those fucking Q-anon dipshits who screamed that child sex trafficking and child rape was THE crisis of our time...and now that the guys they thought were the saviors turn out to be the perpetrators, well....it turns out not to be a problem at all. Again, WTF? What is wrong with people that they won't call people out for being pieces of shit? FFS, I remember in college, when it came out that an acquaintance/friend of mine had physically struck the girl he was dating. Boom, he was cut off from me and my friend group in a fucking instant. Done, over, that was that. Zero fucking tolerance for men who hit women. Why can't these fuckers follow through with zero tolerance for people who sexually abuse minors? The problem is, it turns out that 90% of Americans actually have NO principles at all, other than "I'll say I care about something if I think it hurts people I want to hurt....but if it turns out to be the opposite, I don't care about that thing at all." We are nothing but tribal pieces of shit, and this country deserves everything it is getting and more. We are so fucking dumb that we are killing the goose that laid the golden egg, just because we are hyper-focused on hurting anyone else who might be in the vicinity of said golden egg.
  12. "Free speech absolutists." Man, that one still makes me chuckle. Put it in the pile of completely outrageous lies these fucksticks loved to tell. There's not a single believer in the 1st amendment on the right. Not a single one. They are all-in on authoritarianism, and they actively hate the Constitution.
  13. American. Fucking. Hero. We need more of this. So much more. Stand up. Say “no more, not in my country and. It only watch.” Stand firm.
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