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Zhorn96

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  1. that is fucking GLORIOUS
  2. so yeah, its not like I havent sampled my share of porn over the years but "double anal" sounds both horrifying yet strangely intriguing at the same time
  3. might be the only time its appropriate to say "this needs more Ketch"
  4. "and hey, at least it wasnt a video coordinator, right?"
  5. probs Luc Bequette at Cal. Just finished his 7th year
  6. Depends if it’s Kraft mayo or dogshit like Hellemans
  7. Meh… it is what it is. Thing is, they need to keep paying them cause they have have a “free” transfer. So I expect a bunch of them to transfer after a year or two cause paying $5m plus for a class is expensive if you have to pay the performers year over year
  8. Why are we still talking about this dipshit? Pretty sure there is a general BlowU topic we can measure our dicks in
  9. Will he ever play? Cal passed because of the medical issue and he hasn’t played in 2 years, a redshirt year is needed, he’s 30 lbs below his playing weight. If he ever plays, he’s a potential NFL player but…
  10. Likely true but at least the moves all make sense. Is from Pennsylvania and played JC in California. Does HS in CA and PA. GA at ASU after playing for him at Tulsa. Gets rando job in Oklahoma. Coach pulls him to be an OC at HBCU. Follows that coach to FCS. Leaves to work for Graham again in Hawaii and they don’t play. Goes home to Pittsburgh last year… so yeah, he moves a lot but the moves all make sense. An article mentioned that he is checking the boxes to move up the ladder. So I expect he’ll leave Texas for an OC role in a couple years… cool. Good WR coach, volume recruiter and I suspect Sark will pick his brain for some innovative concepts… works for me
  11. Hearing that Sirmon to Cal is happening after all. Mildly surprised considering the depth at ILB they have but his dad is DC so I suppose they’ll make it work
  12. Somehow, this gif feels incomplete without 10 or 12 more repetitions
  13. Not hearing anything about that on the Cal side yet. Cal is relatively set at LB and Sirmon, while a decent run defender, can’t cover for shit. UW fans aren’t sad he is leaving
  14. They just got Mettaur from Cal to play OG. Superior run blocker who has started every game but 1 (Covid) since he was a true frosh
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