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SurlyGator

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  1. You better have some Fort Knox level security for that bad boy, or he may go on a Flat Stanley-sequence adventure.
  2. Put me down for Team Mayhem. Go Cards and Go Hawkeyes!
  3. I would have thought tuna, not salmon. #themoreyouknow
  4. I reckon it'd be quite a tussle!
  5. This thread should have been locked down after response #1. Well played.
  6. OK Boomer. J/K, none of us are as cool as you, AB!
  7. *gif*iunderstoodthatreference*gif*
  8. The contract of BOTH Reeces and Butterfinger is a nice touch. Brown water is a staple. Lack of a firearm in the pic leaves me yearning for more...
  9. SurlyGator replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    If over 50 doesn't count, this thread's participation will drop significantly.
  10. I knew poisonous wasn't correct, but venomous would not come to me at the moment. Mea culpa.
  11. SurlyGator replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    SEMI-ERECT brings out my inner Beavis & ButtHead... Nice Left Bundle Branch placement in the RV, should give you a nice, narrow QRS when V paced!
  12. They are all (potentially) bitey. That one is not poisonous. I still wouldn't want him camping out in the back of my mailbox.
  13. Friend from HS posted these on FB. She lives in Fort Worth. Yes, apparently that is her mailbox. Apparently her husband is now in charge of mail retrieval. No word on snek's current health status.
  14. SurlyGator replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
  15. True. Call me a cranky old man, but I don’t have a ton of sympathy for any American hanging out a stone’s throw from Gaza. I have even less for those actually in Gaza. I’m sure quite a few of them were there for humanitarian reasons, but still not the wisest location choice to be benevolent (no matter how badly they need it).
  16. Not just Israeli. Few Americans and other countries citizens being held as well.
  17. SurlyGator replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Mrs. Brat would be a ROCK. STAR. On this site. Get her signed up!!
  18. They don't want to miss out on all the virgins.
  19. Granted. My post was referring to the Isreali hit on the Gaza hospital. That is the one that would require justification. Given Hamas' track record, their bombing an Israeli hospital doesn't seem all that surprising.
  20. The tweet says it was an Israeli strike in Gaza that killed paramedics. Either my reading comprehension skills have declined significantly, or...
  21. Given Hamas' history of hiding military/terrorist activities in civilian structures (homes, schools, mosques, etc.), it's easy to see that hospital being one of them. Hopefully Israel can produce some sort of documentation attesting to that, otherwise that strike will not age well.
  22. What is this, some sort of double secret reverse phychology? Civility is not allowed in here! I keed, I keed...
  23. Not sure if serious...
  24. Put it in reverse, Terry! Oh Lawd!!
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