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Newy25

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  1. If he is not in the transfer portal is this even something that matters?
  2. Everyone will have a different definition of “work out” but now I think the most realistic outcome is our line performs at a level similar to how they played at the end of the season when they moved Robertson to center. I think that will be fine given the upgrades we made everywhere else but there is simply no reason we could not upgrade the unit. Just criminal incompetence by Flood.
  3. Kyle Flood, ladies and gentlemen. Kyle Mother Fucking Flood.
  4. This is what I imagine an AI prompt would return if I asked “Write two sentences of the dumbest shit I might see on a Surly Horns football board thread.” Defensive back is going to be one of the strongest position groups on the team next year.
  5. Most people did not think it was Cojoe’s to lose. It was pretty obvious who the staff wanted to be starting at right tackle.
  6. It must be an ironic reference because he literally held off an army of zombie invaders to save people’s lives and became retarded in the process. Stan would have been dead had Stroh been there and the series would have been over.
  7. Hopefully this is not the case and I am still hopeful this is addressed but I will laugh my ass off if we roll into the fall talking about which warm body on campus will be our starting LG after what happened this year. Kyle Flood would be the equivalent of the airline employee reading their phone as you talk to them about your missing bag level of incompetence. It’s almost worth it to watch posters on this site absolutely lose their minds for 7 months while I piss myself laughing.
  8. Not trusting that link
  9. If it’s based on need for 2026 then I’m not sure why our development guard prospect is so ranked so high.
  10. Ranking the tackle from A&M below the long snapper from New Mexico. Ouch.
  11. There might only be 1 or 2 teams in the country that would not swap rosters with Texas right now.
  12. We get to see Johntay Cook on the field this year at Ole Miss. Assuming he stays out of jail. That’s going to be fun.
  13. I thought getting Coleman and seeing actual evidence we are fixing our offensive line would improve things on this board. That was a terrible assumption.
  14. What comes after plan Z? Plan AA?
  15. This also likely means we are going to take four offensive linemen in the portal, right? They still want to add two starters it sounds like.
  16. Interesting that everyone so far have been pass blocking focused in their grades. This guys is all about the run blocking.
  17. Three of us posted the announcement that is how insane/pathetic we as fans are waiting for offensive linemen.
  18. Apparently someone we are looking at.
  19. That’s a 45 grunge loving thank you and no fucking way I’m even searching who and what a Turnstile is.
  20. If you were not on message boards fully engaging in the Simms vs Applewhite culture war, are you a real Texas fan? The only thing that stopped me from posting more then was my bad modem connection.
  21. Push the thread to discuss something more meaningful and productive? If you want we can talk about offensive line depth.
  22. Temple of the Dog talk not going away. What was the deal it was just a temporary spin off band of Pearl Jam or something?
  23. I normally do not engage him but on the prior page he was able to get a few hoople heads to go “ This! Oh my god why won’t the staff sign 9 more linemen so we do not care?”. If his clownish behavior was going unanswered that’s one thing but now we have multiple idiots about to take over the board. Maybe the answer is just put more people on ignore.
  24. It’s a good thing nothing has changed in college football and NIL in two years. I ask you again, who else out there going into 2026 that has quality, starter level depth across their roster?
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