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  1. my guess on what the top 10 will be: UT OSU UO MIAMI PSU UGA BAMA ut OLE MISS ISU/LSU/ND/CLEMSON
  2. has anyone warned miami that it’s not a good week to be on the road as a top 10 team? hopefully miami suffers as well
  3. woooow. trappist of trap games got bama. bama acting like a bunch of bitches on the way out too.
  4. she accidentally logged onto surly and finally understood what the banging sound coming from her grandmothers room was.
  5. and now for 2 pages of bitching about the prominence of the SEC logo
  6. Brent Venables pumps his gas while blaring Luke Bryan with his windows down.
  7. BV wears his hat backwards in case a dick sucking opportunity suddenly arises
  8. It seems he's okay with his "little bitty" role on the team
  9. wow that’s a hell of an INT. I don’t know how the refs missed the WR false start on the play before.
  10. ok this game just snorted 2 lines of coke and said “fuck it let’s get crazy”
  11. Backup QB, shot ourselves in the dicks on offense for most of 3 quarters… won by 22. I’ll take it.
  12. holy shit he shot out of a cannon
  13. Ole Miss can score i a heartbeat. If anything scoring with that much time may let UK get the ball back if they give up a score
  14. So what you're saying is your grandad got you buzzed, put you in his lap, & you proceeded to play with a hard stick? Interesting...
  15. It could have been refilled with water to keep from having to buy a bottled water from the concession stand.
  16. you said the game wouldn’t mean “jack shit” & would be “meaningless” if we were assured of an SEC championship berth. The first game back against our biggest in-state rival that has run its mouth non-stop for 12 years being meaningless is certainly a hot take on a UT message board and deserves the blowback it has received. It has ramifications beyond the SEC championship game and playoffs and the “which would you rather have” hypothetical you threw out was idiotic. Take the L and move on, or not, it doesn’t make a shit, but don’t act like you’re being misunderstood.
  17. If you don't understand how this game could be used by a&m as a tool for recruiting, fundraising, & general program building then that's on you. I have 1 a&m friend so I'm not worried about dunking on anyone & I care as much about bragging rights as I did vs. Baylor. I care about our success & future success & a 40+ point beatdown sends a statement to every recruit that we're battling for & every one of their donors that they're fucked for the foreseeable future. There's no sunshine to pump, no kool aid to drink, & no hope for the future because daddy is here & we're taking this shit more seriously now than we have in 50 years. When you have your rivals down you can't let them breathe. It's time to leave OU & a&m sized craters in the earth and mock their futile attempts to climb out.
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