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ABSR

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  1. My wife can “load” the dishwasher and have half a sink of dirty dishes left for the next cycle. I can then get them all to fit and get cleaned properly. Had a heated discussion about this earlier in our marriage and my wife strongly indicated there was not a right or wrong way to load the dishwasher. I agreed but did indicate there were certainly more and less efficient ways to do so. While she has never agreed to my point, she has committed that I will always do the dishes.To be fair, I think her position was the asshole in our house will do the dishes, and based on her evaluation my reign has been unbroken.
  2. Would that make it kiddie porn?
  3. So this guy "graduated from the prestigious airborne officers’ college"? We can be sure of one thing, he did not die running away...or running toward the enemy.
  4. ABSR replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Fixed it.
  5. Very sorry for your loss. I have lost both parents, and no matter how ready you think you are mentally or right the time is for them to go, it is still very sad.
  6. Does that make the beans Chili?
  7. Are you saying the way they shaped the Peyronie's narrative was odd?
  8. When are the other three packages suppose to show up?
  9. I remember when I moved to DFW area from New York after living in NY for 10 years and living with their winters, and I saw all of the raised reflective markers for the yellow and white lanes on roads. I thought well, they don't have any plows or need for plows here, because a plow would just rip the road apart. I guess Houston forgot that.
  10. That's what I call black ice!
  11. Fixed it.
  12. Who's the aggy backup quarterback to Marcel so we can know who the 2025 late season savior will be and who the 2026 Heisman front runner will be?
  13. Schitenfreude
  14. She’ll always be The Town Lake Killer to me!
  15. Now me, I would have started with my wife, kids and pets. But I am sure it is a really cool Telecaster.
  16. … and many Surly posters concerned about wrongful arrest.
  17. While for most people LOL means Laugh Out Loud, for Nicole it means Lethal Dose Likely. You can hate her actions, but you have to respect the commitment.
  18. I believe he goes by Doomlet.
  19. In this case, aren’t they saying that drinking is both?
  20. Well you have to give a little jerk to set the needle in the Fish.
  21. Fixed it.
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