Everything posted by ABSR
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Latest Hot Teacher Has Sex with Student
Now this is the avatar that story deserves.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
They have a secret menu, so you may still be able to order it.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
A man is sitting at a bar looking sad and depressed as he slowly drinks his beer. The bartender comes up and asks the man what is wrong. "Well, my wife is angry at me for something I don't even understand, and she said she was so angry that she was not going to speak with me for 30 days." The bartender tells the guy not to be upset and that things will get better. The man says, "Not really, today is day 30."
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Silent treatment is poor communication and needs to be discussed and removed from the relationship in counseling, but this is stupid things husbands do. Picking her up was something she wanted and makes her feel loved and appreciated. Assuming work call could not be moved then explain and okay, but she will still feel less important to you than taking your work call. Once your schedule changed you could have prioritized her and in her mind make her feel like you want to care and support her by letting her know there was a change and you will pick her up. Instead you took actions that made her think you don't prioritize or think about her. She wants to believe you are her man and that you will protect and support her, and here you failed.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
…and tries to convince everyone it is filet mignon.
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Fat People
Only when you pry it from my cold dead hand!
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Shouldn't you know?
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
This, and doing the same for our primary bedroom walk in closet have taken a lot of stress away.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
There are 12 permanent bonfire tenants. Maybe that is what they meant.
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News stories that remind you of Surly
Another reason for water based lubricants instead of oil based ones.
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Fat People
Look, the average height for US men is 5’ 9”, so he is at or above average. This should be a safe space for free and open discussions, and body shaming about height shouldn’t be done here. Can we please stop this and get back on topic of making fun of fat people!
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Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread
That’s a peyronie pierogi.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
What you could have said is "they're not wrong, but I like it!" That way if it bothers her she can work on it, but sexy time is still an option. You need to apologize and clarify how it looks good on her and is "PH" phat. Don't matter your honest opinion, fix this.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Diabetes medicine.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I don’t drink Kool-Aid, so Pepsi!
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Asshole moments you wish you could take back
Read his name again. He’s the right poster.
- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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Thread of Belt Tightening
When will this insanity end?!
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Post a pic that makes you lol
"It was the style at the time."
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I'm not sure having sex with your wife in front of your daughter is appropriate. However, I agree that your wife will likely complain about it.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I think we all know that's not the reason.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
If we build enough Gondola coverage we can use that infrastructure to also carry the power lines!
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Fixed it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That and FedEx envelopes.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I hate it when Russian air defense works perfectly and shoots down every Ukrainian drone…as always, but then the debris from the perfect air defense causes so many issues.