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ultimaton

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Everything posted by ultimaton

  1. "I challenge you... to PHYSICAL COMBAT!!!"
  2. Yeah, sorry Elon, I hate you and yours so much that I do it for free
  3. Neuralink implant scar over his right ear...?
  4. Having spent roughly 30 of my 40+ years on this earth as a fat boy, I'm well acquainted with this maneuver
  5. He knows it too. There's a reason he makes that "my headstone will say 'never went to therapy'" joke every three months. It's fucking pathetic.
  6. Elvira is, and always will be, my queen
  7. He'll back out at the 11th hour
  8. Regardless, the game has since passed him by. He's wistfully longing for a time that no longer exists, and it doesn't really benefit him or us for him to involved in the program with the current college sports landscape.
  9. It looks like a microwaved hotdog now
  10. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
  11. Errol Musk has claimed that Elon's maternal grandparents were members of the Nazi part in Canada, and immigrated to South Africa specifically because they liked apartheid. He starts talking about it at about 52:45 in this interview.
  12. it's because he's got a fucked up dick
  13. A conspiracy theorist might listen to Trump talk about Elon knowing all about the voting machines and think that Musk stole the election for him.
  14. Slowly evolving into the M3GAN robot
  15. Good point. If people are giving you shit about your Tesla 80 years after Elon has died, you can tell them they’re being silly.
  16. And people wonder why the site is dying
  17. Literally everything has to be part of the culture wars or the grift dies.
  18. It was the one-two punch of Grimes being linked with Chelsea around the same time Vivian was very publicly announcing she wanted nothing to do with him and that she was rejecting his name and wealth. His fragile ego couldn't handle it.
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