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ultimaton

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  1. Thanks for keeping our seat warm at #1, Bama
  2. god also made diarrhea, cancer, cockroaches, Oklahoma, and limp bizkit. Just saying.
  3. Somehow around 2020 my number ended up being associated with my grandfather on the GQP lists, so I get them from bOtH sIDeS. It's very on brand that almost every Dem text I get is multiple paragraphs and goes into the minutia of the FEC filing deadline, blah blah blah; while the Trump ones are almost always one to two sensationalized sentences like "FROM TRUMP: THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!!!" followed by a link.
  4. Trump: We need to give police completely immunity and allow them to do a purge every once in awhile. Also Trump: The cop that shot Ashli Babbit after multiple warnings was a completely out of control rogue officer and he and his family should be murdered.
  5. the white underpopulation crisis
  6. Snapped a pic of these two weirdo dorks at the game today.
  7. God hates republicans too
  8. Self-described "Free Speech absolutists" love this guy.
  9. As a Cowboys fan, that's how I end virtually every NFL Sunday
  10. It's not. It's from a 2019 interview with Alex Jones regarding her Twitter ban.
  11. Damn, homeboy clearly in a depression downward spiral and eating his feelings. The world's richest man, broken by social media. What a world.
  12. Yeah, they realized she'll be the first lady if Trump wins in November
  13. brought to you by the people who lost their minds over "white guy tacos"
  14. you know that fat sack of shit will be in Austin on October 19th
  15. This sounds eerily close to my MIL - she is, to this day, convinced Obama is/was some sort of Manchurian candidate type figure out to destroy the US from within, and the only reason more people aren't aware of his "true origins" is because BIG TECH is silencing and suppressing anyone that speaks out or has evidence. When I ask her how she knows about it then, without any hint of irony or self-awareness, she says "It's right there on YouTube!"
  16. It’s a big, beautiful plan. A perfect plan. It’s going to be doing numbers no one has ever seen. Numbers like you wouldn’t believe.
  17. So Trump (who is 100% fucking her) brought Loomer to the 9/11 ceremony today, and she spent her time tweeting about MTG's vagina? Do I have that right?
  18. Yeah, ok. He just implements most of the Heritage Foundation's policies, the vast majority of the people involved in Project 2025 served in his last adminstration (here's a second link if you want to confirm), Vance wrote the foreword for their book, Trump's name is all over Project 2025, but sure, other than that, he has nothing to do with it.
  19. So I'm supposed to believe that the only person to not know that Tim Pool was on Putin's payroll was... Tim Pool?
  20. Totally worth sacrificing for fat Russ Hannerman's God Emperor of Mars ketamine fueled fever dream and all those sick "Ur Anus" memes he loves to grace us with
  21. you say that like they eat vegetables
  22. Me, a bald man, every time I see Tim Pool and his stupid hat:
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