Everything posted by William Bludworth
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Bijan Robinson is special
I know I cannot be the only one who wonders what it would have been like to have LT come to Texas. Damn.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Trick question. They ARE the tackling dummies.
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Texas Roster 2026
For whatever reason, I thought he was either a RS-FR or true freshman; once we don't get a player or never went after said player, I forget about them most of the time unless they're a skill position or on defense. I just saw he was a freshman All-American in 2024, and was the best pass blocking lineman in the country last season. Looks like LSU got a good one on paper. Now I wish Sark and Flood would have gone after him, but it wouldn't make sense considering we have a top-3 LT already in Goosby, and Seaton wasn't sitting behind him when they're in the same class. I'm not one of those SECX3 idiots, but the jump in competition will either show his true on-field talent and he wasn't a fluke playing against the sisters of the poor (I'm sure he'll be fine), or if he struggles early can he put in the work and grind to prove he can dominate even the best competition like the Colin Simmons, Rasheem Biles, Atkinson, Clemson defense, Bama, Auburn defenses of the world, etc. I do want to see him pancake as many aggy players as possible, so that will be the only time I pull for the kid. But let's be real— no one is dominating Simmons, Atkinson, or Biles. They're lab made freaks of nature, and Muschamp will bring the pain against that offensive line. It's why I don't worry about our defense, at all. The man literally made our 2008 defense a top unit in his first year, and we have the same amount of talent (probably much more) on this team as we did then when we had Roy Miller, Sergio Kindle, Orakpo, Eddie Jones, and Lamarr Houston. However, I never wish ill of any kid who has been told how great they are their entire lives. It's not like they woke up one day asking to be praised and have leeches and parasites follow them with their hands out. I want him to be successful as long as he can learn to be humble. It can happen, but will it happen is the question. If he turns out to still be awesome in a far superior conference, good for him; so long as he has leg cramps against us and LSU sucks the next two years. I just had a thought since you brought up he has two more years of eligibility left— He and Goosby, assuming Seaton continues his trajectory, will both be in competition for the first tackle taken off the board in next year's draft (assuming both leave early, which I'm 99.99% sure they will if they're both healthy). That will be interesting to watch.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I'm honestly not sure how good their academics are, tbh. I know you get a helping hand from the Church after graduation if you're looking for employment.
- Texas Roster 2026
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Are you sure those aren't just his Baylor highlights? High school, Baylor, what's the difference?
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Texas Roster 2026
Straight up. I don't understand people's fascination with some dude who might be talented and pan out, but is a huge pussy and cancer who will literally tell, not ask, that he wants more money every season or he's leaving. Let Lane deal with that shit. He already has the qualifications after dealing with Bryce Brown's circus. He'll fit right in.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I don't know how old you are, but I think he's a doctor. If he gives you a referral to his practice, avoid it unless you want to be given nitroglycerin in it's purest form in a bottle that looks suspiciously like MiraLAX to stir in your drink of choice. My recommendation? Stir it in bourbon with coke, so you go out peacefully in pain.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
It's fine. It's just about alcoholism—something this board knows all too well. Let's talk about drugs, instead! Maybe some chicken fried steak and how I wish my neighbor would set arson to his home after letting the kids and doggos free, and let he and his wife be consumed by Satan's burning alcohol bladder.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Certainly not for those dildo wavers in Austin.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Great show. Helped me get through my back surgery after I broke it in a car accident. Joe Lo Truglio cracks me up. If you haven't seen Wet Hot American Summer, it's worth the time.
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Bijan Robinson is special
Especially being 10 seasons in. It's remarkable.
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Bijan Robinson is special
Hey, all I'm saying is the dude did what he's paid to do—run the ball, kill the person in front of him, score. He did that. Sometimes the perfect storm happens, and he took advantage of that. We can't fault him for doing his job.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Well that felt good. I should yell more. It beats kicking hookers who don't have change for a $20.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Every year we hear another "new" excuse as to why he gets his face fucked by teams with equal talent, he should have done this or that, or whatever. Now it's he wasn't hands-on enough, which is really bizarre considering even the most basest of casual fan knew the OL was a dumpster fire burning human remains. You're telling me that motherfucker didn't see Stroh in practice, look Flood in his dead eyes, and ask what the fuck is that thing doing on the field with our starting tackles? Then his brilliant idea was to let it roll into Colombus where we had a rock fight, only then to have a slap fights against the likes of SHSU, SJSU, and UTSA before getting our shit pushed in for most of the FL game, and he ALSO not only allowed our idiot OL coach to put in a true frosh tackle at G, a position he has never played, but encouraged it? He allowed us to get to OT against both Mississippi St and Kentucky? And he has the perky vagina to question why we didn't make the CFP after losing to Florida, getting face fucked by Georgia, go to OT against Miss St and Kentucky, and lose to Ohio State when we could have won if we just kept running the ball, but nope, gotta get Arch those practice reps against a legit team, rather than lower division teams. The guy is rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic hoping that helps with steadying the ship so it doesn't sink. He then didn't even go get a single OL in the portal the last 5 years. FIVE FUCKING YEARS!!!!! The one position outside of QB that's kind of, and hang with me here, IMPORTANT. We got a fucking transfer RB so late in the cycle, he wasn't properly vetted, and ended up dead after one or two series of plays. He turned Velton Gardner into Blind Al. Let's not forget that he allowed whomever to hire Chad fucking Scott when we have the money to go get an actual RB coach, and he proceeds to suck so badly he ran off our most talented RB by game 6 after he refused to play him in front of his family in his home state, all while Tre Wisner had 8 carries for 11 yards, for a whopping 1.4 YPC, but he got a TD, so that makes it better. Arch was our leasing rusher with 15 for for 37; even Christian Clark got a single carry. Holy shit! He made Tre Wisner, a barely serviceable back, look like we had Chet Moss for every game except for Ohio State, ou, Vandy, Arky, and aggy. The dregs of the league. Literally just those five games he looked the part of an above average to good RB (to be fair, he looked like prime Le'Veon Moss against aggy). Sark is so bad at his job, his mythical circle of trust bullshit allowed Ryan Wingo to play through a broken hand instead of just playing your former 5 star frosh Kaliq Lockett. How can you trust a moron who refuses to sit a player if they continue to drop passes or has a broken hand, so you don't have to play a talented frosh in his place that might have gotten us more out of the year. He played Parker Livingstone, even when he was dropping passes until the last game of the season when Lockett comes in and, wouldn't you know It, actually pkayed like his ranking. We have to be the only program who hires HC's based on whether or not they should get the opportunity to play as a freshman because...reasons.
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2026 NFL Draft way too early thread of idiot mock drafts and discussion
Next season we could possibly have 3-5 first round picks with Arch, Simmons (both top 10, possibly top 5), Goosby (top 15), Coleman (between 12-25), depending on his season; with an outside shot with Biles/Kanu—and/or Mascoe, depending on how well he plays and how deep the position is come draft day. So there are 4 first round picks next draft, with the possibility of adding a fifth. With any luck we could tie 2004 Miami and 2021 Bama with 6, but we would need to win the championship for that to happen, so until we see how this team gels, I'll stick with 4. We have the talent to win it all, we just need to see Sark not trip over his meat curtains and get in the way—his best attribute, which is our nightmare. Realistically, as of now—Arch, Simmons, Goosby (all could be top 1-15 picks, which would fuck), and Coleman. (Subject to change)* Outside shots: Outside shots for the 1st RD Here are the WR draft numbers since 2011. I wanted to do 15 years for a larger sample size, but I couldn't allow myself to leave out the 2011 class, which would be blasphemous due to it featuring AJ Green and Julio Jones; Jones being a first ballot HOFer (not sure on Green, even though he was phenomenal to watch. He just doesn't have the numbers needed, but maybe in 20 years shit will change and he will get in. I would love to see it, but it's also whatever. He was awesome for seven straight years. My FF team thanks him for his contribution for seven seasons). Green played 12 seasons, had 7 straight 1,000 yard seasons and 7 straight pro bowls, but only two All-Pro honors. Lacks the receiving numbers 10,514 and 70 TD's. Never had another 1k season after 2018, and he retired in 2023. He should make the HOF just because he had to suffer having the ball thrown to him by Andy Dalton his entire career; but you can't make that argument because... ....for comparison— Mike Evans, drafted 3 years later, has 13,052 yards and 108 TD's in 12 seasons (he just played his 12th season, and by "played," I mean he was injured for 9 games). And he's still going. That's...fucking incredible, I don't care who you are. He had Josh McCown in year 1, followed by Jameis Winston for the next 5, then had Mike Glennon, Blaine Gabbert, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Baker Mayfield, and finally a competent QB in Tom Brady for 3 seasons. This is the first and only season Evans didn't reach 1,000 yards, ending a historic 11-year streak of domination. He missed 9 games this season due to a broken clacical. He is the only player in NFL history to start a career with 11 consecutive 1,000-yard receiving seasons (2014-2024). I mean, fuck aggy, but Manziel wss a scrub without Mike Evans. He stole the trophy from the man who really earned it. Not only is his 11-year historic steak insane, he had Chris Godwin opposite him for the last 9 seasons. He, imo, is a top-5 WR of all-time along with Randy Moss, Jerry Rice, Megatron, and Terrell Owens. I stand by my opinion, and I will die on this fucking hill, even if he didn't play for my Bucs. Calvin Johnson played 9 seasons and has 11,619 yards and 83 TD's. So yeah...maybe, hopefully one day. But today is not that day, my dude. Anyway, on to the draft numbers for WR's since 2011— I'll try and spoiler it since I already have verbal diarrhea contagion and it won't stop. I'm sorry. 2011-2025 WR's drafted and it's increasing since 2020
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Ricky Williams being Ricky Williams
If weed were performance enhancing, I assure you I would be an Olympic track & field sprinter with as many times as I have had to go grab a quarter, rather than sitting here talking to a bunch of dweebs on a message board. If anything, it's performance compromising. Any athlete smoking weed before games or on a daily babies who aren't freakish aliens or have a myriad of genetic variants that allows them to get high, use tobacco, dominate, and don't flinch—keeps them from reaching the heights of their peers. And a lot of players are just there for a paycheck, and don't care about being the best anymore now that they're getting millions. They do just enough to stay in their respective sport. Cited from Grok: Also, I finally learned how to spoiler shit so the whine bags who kick and scream "JUST PUT HIM ON IGNORE!!!!" will feel better so they don't have to waste those precious 4 seconds scrolling past my shit posting. No need to thank me, but you're welcome, anyway. For those who don't like reading novels
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$9.95 worth every penny
If those dick heads wanted to argue, they should fight to the death in the TexAgs parking lot over whether octopodes, octopi, or octopuses is better plurally for a mollusk smarter than that entire board. I wonder if when an octopus hits on female octopuses, he asks— "Mind if I slide into that octopuss?"
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yeah, Myron Rolle is an outlier, tho. Hell of a college player. I think he took a visit to Texas before committing to FSU. I wanted him at Texas so badly. Pretty awesome that he's a pediatric neurosurgeon who went on to Oxford or Cambridge. Nice guy, as well. I believe there is a former NFL lineman who went to med school while still in the NFL, and I want to say another went to MIT. There are extremely intelligent players, but the pool is small when talking about the aforementioned (doctors, MIT grads). The morons (which admittedly is more known because anything bad makes headlines compared to any of the ones who succeed outside of their chosen sport). Henry Ruggs, Greg Hardy, Calvin Ridley, Jameson Williams, Randy Gregory, Ray Rice, Ray Lewis, etc and so forth. Bad seeds in all sports, as well as locker room cancers. Baseball is notorious for those. Milton Bradley immediately comes to mind. Awful human being. But God there are so many.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
What an absolute moron. They might be good at playing sports, but no one will ever confuse athletes with anything above average IQ. Complete dumbasses.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Absolutely there are, and I would wager it's mostly guys who are good, but also prone to making mistakes, so it's easier for them to do it. That Iowa State QB who got busted a few years back is the perfect guy to do it. QB throws an "errant pass for an INT," and it's out of character, but as long as they make "minor" mistakes they can make money. Sports gambling, imo, is the worst kind of gambling due to it affecting not just the bettors, but the team, yourself, coach, all of it. I 100% believe the Auburn/UGA game was rigged by refs. 2 mins left before halftime and they drag it with the most pathetic penalties you can call for over 22 mins. 100% rigged. No fucking way they didn't see that Auburn player score that TD when he never touched the ground on top of the pile and ran it back. That phantom 2pt conversion Vandy made against us. Yeah, I fully believe refs purposely rig games. Not calling holding on OL in the UGA/FL game when it was so obvious right in front of the ref who just stood there and let it happen for UGA to win. Unbelievable. The game against Okie Lite where we magically had some astronomical penalties and they ended up with 2-3 at the end of game. Baseball/basketball - easier for the players to manipulate Football - easier for the refs to manipulate Hockey - don't know, but I'm sure it happens. Soccer - all the fucking time. Track & field is the only sport where it would be difficult w/o the use of steroids and absolute collusion by all parties
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Michael Dickson
Man I am so happy for Dicko, Murphy, and Diggs. Murphy was going balls out last night. Dude had like 2-3 sacks. He was a menace.