Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Good to know we are doing sand work in the sand. This is cutting edge stuff and the staff continues to impress.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
RBs, particularly FR/Sophs who aren't starting, should also be key contributors on special teams. Miss out on a year and those positions need to be filled by someone else on the team.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
What's he doing in finance? String relationships belong in physics.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Or, he’s saying it’s his last visit and the process is over with a decision to come. Right? Right?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
We backed off. Have a 3-star from the Valley that we like more and wants to be here.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It goes like this with standards being lowered at each age with the first real drop in mid-20s and perhaps the biggest drop coming around 40-50: Grades 1-6: only attracted to the best of your age. Grades 7-8: the best grade 7-8 girls High School: the best high school girls with occasional looks at the quirky ones who will give you a blowjob College: ages 18-22 with a little more interest in freaks Age 23-30: 18-35 quirky/freak ratio is diminishing but standards are also being lowered as you start to squint at sevens Ages 30-40: 18-45 any female that's a six or up is good to go Ages 40-50: 18-55 Same as previous age, but a bigger range Ages 50-60: 18-40 are nice to look at, but only seriously looking at 40-65 (unless rich enough to pull younger) Ages 60-70: Lots of looking at 18-50, settling for anyone under 65 who is not yet a plus size and seems like they have the patience for Viagra to kick in. Ages 70-80: Not sure. I'll update this post when I get there, but it seems like it'll be mostly memories by then. Caveat: for this scale, marriage increases your age by at least 10 years.
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2026 P Mikey Bukauskas
Well, there was one who was different.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Did Arch portal to Tulane?
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2025 S Jonah Williams
Was at a Rangers game sitting along the left field line during Winfield's first year with the Yankees. A guy nearby was yelling shit at him all game and Winfield continued to ignore him. Late in the game, the guy yelled, "Dave, do you really think you're worth $1 million?" Cool as hell and without looking our way or acknowledging the guy, Winfield raises two fingers and then makes a play on the ball to end the inning. Everyone around went "ooooh" and the guy shut up after that.
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Were there no move-in photos?
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
The thing about moose is that most people have no idea how big they are nor how damn mean they can be. It'd be a lot easier to pick up a can of Red Bull than to drink moose piss from the tap. And they are fearless.
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2025 DL Justus Terry
He does not skip leg day.
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2025 C Lewis Obiorah
Can't teach height or length. Hook 'em!
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Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I'm not good at math, but if Texas has 7 of the top 10, it would be hard for any other team to have more.
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Transfer QB Matthew Caldwell
Is he moving to WR?
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2025 NFL Draft
Bill Norton - LA Rams David Gbenda - Titans Gavin Holmes - Lions Jake Majors - Buccaneers Silas Bolden - Vikings
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Is it wrong of me to think that the OKC Thunder commercial where they are all wearing the same clothes is a bit, um, effeminate?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Pretty cool to be able to say if you're a starter for Texas, you have a really good chance of getting drafted.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
That or Kal-El.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Well, it is one of our feeder schools.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Why is he wearing 55? I thought he was a fast guy and not some O-line type.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Phat Ol' Gals aren't shaved anywhere.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Well la-de-da. Never played Little League and always summer in the Hamptons I take it?- Who has the best high school tape of all time?
How has nobody mentioned Bijan yet. - Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
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