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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Man, we gotta start more wars. We’re the good guys!
The Beto Effect - How To Lose Elections and Influence Nothing
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I’m not reading the last 4 pages, do we know we lost Hale because of bags or because we got outbid with NIL deals? Or both I suppose.
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Imagine if they took all that money from one OV weekend and spent it on hookers. We would be unstoppable.
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
How much did UT pay the Athletic for that puff piece? Money well spent.
Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
Shit goin' down in the Chess world. Cheating.
If having things shoved up your butt while playing chess is cheating then I guess I’ve always cheated at chess.
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Del Conte needs to cancel his family’s season tickets if he sticks with OU.
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
To be clear I would very much like for Stewart to transfer here and team up with Hall. They would either both be All Americans or be kicked off the team for starting an illegal street racing gang.
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
There was always a 50/50 chance Stewart would flame out eventually because he’s an insane diva, but starting after game 2 is just so beautiful.
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I get that’s he’s got slow feet but that guy blocks the fuck outta people.
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Casey Thompson got 2 head coaches fired in 18 months.
Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 2)
Card played his ass off on one leg and he deserves huge props. He’s also got a fucking noodle arm and every 99.5er pumping him up before the season is a dumb bitch.
aggy vs App State - ESPN2
It will be interesting to see if the aggies can make Jimbo hire a real OC. They can’t fire him.
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Thank you to everyone posting these screenshots. You’re doing the Lord’s work.
Texas vs. #1 Alabama
Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
The London Bridge Has Fallen - The Legacy of Queen Elizabeth II
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Any insider info about how the death of the Queen will impact the class?
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
STARTING DEFENSE! PLACE AT THE TABLE!
Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
You bring them because we’re going to beat Bama god dammit.
Bourbon
You god damn nerds need to stop buying all the good stuff. I go to Specs and they don’t have shit because you motherfuckers are on double secret lists and wait in line at 10:00 am on a Tuesday like a bunch of methadone addicts.
ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth
I will be writing a strongly worded letter to the father of the holder.
ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth
Ewers reminds me less of gunslinger Brett Favre and more of pill addict Brett Favre.
$9.95 worth every penny
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