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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Not to spoil the Monday announcement, but let’s just say Laramie might have a new roommate next year whose name rhymes with Punmise Badelelye. A certain insider might have just co-signed a lease. 😉
  2. Excited to see which correctional facility Harris transfers to
  3. Just send Burfict in there.
  4. Who got the espresso martini. I want my donations back.
  5. I’ll second that. If there is one thing Tunmise is, it’s humble. I heard the coaches called him “Jesus Fucking Christ” because of how humble he was every day.
  6. My understanding is that Tunmise is transferring to The Peace Corps and will be going to Central America to build housing. Had nothing to do with football, he is just such an amazing young man and this was his calling. Or at least that’s what Harvdog told me.
  7. Good player but doubt he can come here, no way he gets into the business school.
  8. Oh hey look everyone, it’s the guy who is always wrong, let’s listen to him!
  9. My boy just finished his meeting with Sark, he won’t be entering the portal due to the NIL package Texas put together for him: an unlimited car wash pass from Genie Car Wash, a picture of him sitting in a Lamborghini, and Del Conte is going to drop his restraining order against me so I can finally go to a game if I buy my own ticket. So proud of my son.
  10. I don’t think I’d go to Mala for a date night because it will destroy your asshole and I assume that is what you’re paying the 20 year old to do.
  11. Ford has been a nice surprise this season.
  12. Then you’re dead and immune from prosecution.
  13. No one should be arrested or in jail because of pot. With that being said, holding 4 oz plus is a shit ton of weed. I bet he is really popular.
  14. At least we probably spent like 27 million dollars hosting all the recruits.
  15. He starts the 2nd half if Sark isn’t a pussy.
  16. Leeeeeeeroyyyyyyy Jeeeeennnnkinss
  17. If Watts realized his destiny and would just play safety he’d be a top 60 pick.
  18. I know Worthy is really good and we’re lucky to have him but god dammit I fucking hate him. Bret Robins level of hate.
  19. I stayed up all night finishing it.
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