Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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2023 Texas Coaching and Support Staff Thread
I look forward to how Worthy handles all of this forthcoming tough love!
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Say it to my face motherfucker
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Duce won’t be forced to eat lunch with immamac if he goes to Georgia. Advantage A&M.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Houston? Non-CR thread
That last shot was just for fun.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Some guy: I think this class might be sub par CTJ:
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Chris Simms limo > Colton Vasek air fryer
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I need the Lucci spin on why this was a great hire and a coup only Jimbo could pull off after Lucci reported that they passed on Petrino.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
That guy is really fucking tall.
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2023 Bum Steer of the Year
Current Austin sucks ass, it was so much better when it was called Waterloo.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
We need to do everything we can to keep Worthy, he’s a special talent and even with the drops and low effort he’s a top 20 WR nationally. That being said, I don’t think I have ever disliked a player more who isn’t an actual bad guy. I almost wish he was a shithead like Evan Stewart.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Someone get a bunch of NIL money and tell Watts he gets it if he will play safety.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Fuck the WRs, Sweat coming back is huge. We need a big space eating NT/1 tech and don’t have anyone to replace him who isn’t a freshman.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
The moral of the story is never take a QB from Lake Travis.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Have any of you even heard of Purdue’s executive MBA program?
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Who the fuck is that little nerd
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
The wheels are already in motion to keep Worthy. He’s going to get accepted into the nursing school and given a CRNA certification.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- New GOP Congressman's entire resume is faked
I get he’s bad and it’s bad that he’s a congressman but come on, this is fucking hilarious.- Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
I heard the same thing. The County Attorney told the DA you only get to prosecute one: Chris Beard or the 6th Street murderers and the DA was all like I love murder and hate basketball.- OU Recruiting 2023: Blowing and Going
“Lincoln Riley isn’t a good head coach” is an all time take. That fucking loser will probably head off to the NFL who are always looking to hire losers like him.- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
I hate him. I know nothing about him but I hate him.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
The Muslim jokes are offensive. If we ever get a Jewish commit would everyone make terrible jokes? Now that I think about it, he’d have to be a pass rusher because you know he’d do everything he could to get the quarterback.- 2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Well I already paid the down payment on the apartment so a text from Tunmise would have been nice. But I still love him so much, he’s the best human being I’ve ever met.- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
He looks like he smells bad- 2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
We gotta put the full court press on Stewart. That kid is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. - New GOP Congressman's entire resume is faked
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