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Hank Scorpio

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  1. I look forward to how Worthy handles all of this forthcoming tough love!
  2. Duce won’t be forced to eat lunch with immamac if he goes to Georgia. Advantage A&M.
  3. Some guy: I think this class might be sub par CTJ:
  4. Chris Simms limo > Colton Vasek air fryer
  5. I need the Lucci spin on why this was a great hire and a coup only Jimbo could pull off after Lucci reported that they passed on Petrino.
  6. Current Austin sucks ass, it was so much better when it was called Waterloo.
  7. We need to do everything we can to keep Worthy, he’s a special talent and even with the drops and low effort he’s a top 20 WR nationally. That being said, I don’t think I have ever disliked a player more who isn’t an actual bad guy. I almost wish he was a shithead like Evan Stewart.
  8. Someone get a bunch of NIL money and tell Watts he gets it if he will play safety.
  9. Fuck the WRs, Sweat coming back is huge. We need a big space eating NT/1 tech and don’t have anyone to replace him who isn’t a freshman.
  10. The moral of the story is never take a QB from Lake Travis.
  11. Have any of you even heard of Purdue’s executive MBA program?
  12. The wheels are already in motion to keep Worthy. He’s going to get accepted into the nursing school and given a CRNA certification.
  13. I get he’s bad and it’s bad that he’s a congressman but come on, this is fucking hilarious.
  14. I heard the same thing. The County Attorney told the DA you only get to prosecute one: Chris Beard or the 6th Street murderers and the DA was all like I love murder and hate basketball.
  15. “Lincoln Riley isn’t a good head coach” is an all time take. That fucking loser will probably head off to the NFL who are always looking to hire losers like him.
  16. I hate him. I know nothing about him but I hate him.
  17. The Muslim jokes are offensive. If we ever get a Jewish commit would everyone make terrible jokes? Now that I think about it, he’d have to be a pass rusher because you know he’d do everything he could to get the quarterback.
  18. Well I already paid the down payment on the apartment so a text from Tunmise would have been nice. But I still love him so much, he’s the best human being I’ve ever met.
  19. He looks like he smells bad
  20. We gotta put the full court press on Stewart. That kid is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
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