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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Hmmm I was team Azerbaijan because I refuse to support the filthy Armenian, but I think you have swayed me. Death to the Azerbaijan infidels and may the Caspian Sea run red with their blood.
  2. Is there any video of Casey Hampton playing MLB in high school? I remember seeing a highlight tape one time that was hilarious but I don’t see it on the intertrons no more.
  3. Sounds like he’s been sassy.
  4. Feinstein and Graham are united by their love of the Confederate flag.
  5. Hell yes. We’ve finally reached the logic master phase of this thread. Let’s get some rhetoric arguments going.
  6. I mean Williamson County sucks but lumping it in with Montgomery seems like a little much. The Williamson County DA/Sheriff/Judges give it a big bump to pull even with Montgomery. I don’t make the rules.
  7. Montgomery County is nothing but stupid rednecks, oil and gas people, and used car/jetski salesmen with a permanent Oakley tan. It is the embodiment of Boaters for Trump and is tied with Williamson for the worst County in Texas.
  8. Technically that child was a POW.
  9. Just voted this morning and it could not have been easier. I just typed in my full name, address, social security number, and JOE BIDEN into my search bar and hit enter.
  10. I agree except for their mexicana breakfast taco. Throw some avocado on it and it’s delicious.
  11. Yeah man, you nailed it.
  12. Man this thread got me to go back and read some FJM, so fucking good. I think the super bike racing blog is my favorite. http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/01/honestly-one-of-weirdest-things-i-have.html
  13. My prediction for the finale is that it ends on a big twist: the white people are actually good and it turns out the black people were the villains all along.
  14. First thing Urban does is go down to the Travis County jail and post bail for everyone in there and hands them a helmet on their way out. We’ll be in the playoffs by year 2.
  15. Damn Ken, getting your dick wet at the Capitol while under indictment and taking bribes is pretty cool. I’m starting to like this guy, he don’t give a fuck.
  16. Tom Herman is clearly Hilary Clinton. Has unlimited resources and only has to beat a historically shitty Big 12 and he hires a bunch of fucking morons to run his team and doesn’t even bother to campaign in Wisconsin and completely shits the bed. At least Donald Trump won something.
  17. Ken Paxton fucked up by protecting a fellow grifter. The first rule of grifting is to not grift a grifter. That’s what marks are for. These fucking amateurs make me miss Rick Perry. No need for low level grifts, just make sure your legitimately rich friends make as much money as possible and you’re set.
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