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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Asians are no more or less racist than any other group. That being said if I have a black client I am striking every single Asian on the jury.
  2. Fud is the leader of the Boogaloo Bois.
  3. Great work by the APD here
  4. I hope they all file whistleblower claims and win large jury verdicts that are then thrown out by the Texas Supreme Court. It would be nice for them to experience the judicial system they helped create.
  5. I fucking hate Dan Crenshaw so much.
  6. I got a job at the AGs office so I could uphold laws brutalizing immigrants, ensure that minorities can’t vote, and sue Obama 352 times. But I will not sacrifice my integrity when I see my boss get 25 grand from some idiot to do nothing.
  7. They totally fired her because she accused Paxton of taking the bribe, which you know he did. At the same time fuck her for working for Paxton all these years, she knew exactly what she was getting into.
  8. It’s fucking Karl Malone. I knew it.
  9. Just another case of the white man getting railroaded by the justice system while the black guy gets off with a slap on the wrist.
  10. You’re right, they should be given the benefit of the doubt. I mean, it’s not like they helped start a war or anything. What’s the worst that can happen?
  11. God I love it when bad things happen to bad people.
  12. Everyone in here bragging about how they voted, big whoop. I had jury duty today and I voted, making me the most patriotic man in America. People have already started calling me the modern day Abraham Lincoln, and not just because I have Marfan syndrome.
  13. You must really hate that mechanic.
  14. This show has no right to be as good as it is. I wanted a stupid cheesy making fun of superheros show to mindlessly binge and instead they make this excellent fucking show.
  15. Theresa Greenfield’s response to the question:
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