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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. My psychologist says I can say the nword all I want.
  2. Roberson is a messy bitch who loves drama.
  3. If I were recruiting Duce I would show him the new sport I invented called basefootball and then just slide over the commitment paperwork.
  4. I don’t know, it could have been some other 6’5 330 lb 20 year old black guy in College Station..
  5. Well mini was an Asian dude so that would be pretty easy.
  6. Why are we even recruiting these guys? Everyone in 2024 sucks. I say we cut our losses and focus on 2025.
  7. I agree beating a man to death for a traffic violation is over the line, but the most important thing is that technically he was a criminal.
  8. Mods are in Canada, post clickbait.
  9. This is great, I had no idea Jimmy John’s retracted the non competes. I’ve been unemployed for 4 years waiting on my Jimmy John’s non compete to expire. I would have been a sandwich artist by now.
  10. If Colorado doesn’t win 8 games I will kill myself on live television.
  11. If Jerry Jones can’t make a billion dollars off a freeze that kills 50 people why does America even exist?
  12. Thank god we have fattie here to explain all of this to us plebes, god bless you for being a job creator and keeping our economy running.
  13. It’s a tough issue, I don’t want to put the mom and pop power gen companies out of business but we need a more reliable grid. Maybe tax breaks or subsidies for the industry will help, those poor power companies are barely scratching out a profit.
  14. Hmmmm I feel like $30 is a good deal to find out what top prospect is on a visit to Texas. How else would you know?
  15. I bought 50 tickets and sent them all to Derka.
  16. If we’re using Twitter follows to determine what someone is going to do then it looks like I’m joining a Korean boy band.
  17. Costco delivery slaps. Fuck fighting the crowds, just get it delivered.
  18. Oh shit oh shit I didn’t mean to click this thread. I don’t have $1,000.
  19. I am also too big for most cars but I love jewelry.
  20. Think how many tight ends that could have fed.
  21. Three of your roommates killed themselves while you lived together?
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