Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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The Eyes of Texas
My psychologist says I can say the nword all I want.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Roberson is a messy bitch who loves drama.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
If I were recruiting Duce I would show him the new sport I invented called basefootball and then just slide over the commitment paperwork.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I don’t know, it could have been some other 6’5 330 lb 20 year old black guy in College Station..
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Tyre Nichols beaten to death by 5 Memphis police officers
Well mini was an Asian dude so that would be pretty easy.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Why are we even recruiting these guys? Everyone in 2024 sucks. I say we cut our losses and focus on 2025.
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Tyre Nichols beaten to death by 5 Memphis police officers
I agree beating a man to death for a traffic violation is over the line, but the most important thing is that technically he was a criminal.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Those kids sound cool as hell.
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Shit's Borked
Mods are in Canada, post clickbait.
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Federal Trade Commission Proposes Ban On "Non-Competes"
This is great, I had no idea Jimmy John’s retracted the non competes. I’ve been unemployed for 4 years waiting on my Jimmy John’s non compete to expire. I would have been a sandwich artist by now.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Childs should starts.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
If Colorado doesn’t win 8 games I will kill myself on live television.
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ERCOT, PUC, and deregulation got us here
If Jerry Jones can’t make a billion dollars off a freeze that kills 50 people why does America even exist?
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ERCOT, PUC, and deregulation got us here
Thank god we have fattie here to explain all of this to us plebes, god bless you for being a job creator and keeping our economy running.
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ERCOT, PUC, and deregulation got us here
It’s a tough issue, I don’t want to put the mom and pop power gen companies out of business but we need a more reliable grid. Maybe tax breaks or subsidies for the industry will help, those poor power companies are barely scratching out a profit.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Hmmmm I feel like $30 is a good deal to find out what top prospect is on a visit to Texas. How else would you know?
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If you like Texas football and open this thread. Be prepared to spend 1K on NIL
I bought 50 tickets and sent them all to Derka.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Oh shit Swam is back.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
If we’re using Twitter follows to determine what someone is going to do then it looks like I’m joining a Korean boy band.
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Welcome to Costco .....
Costco delivery slaps. Fuck fighting the crowds, just get it delivered.
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If you like Texas football and open this thread. Be prepared to spend 1K on NIL
There is no god damn way HCC lets immamac in.
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If you like Texas football and open this thread. Be prepared to spend 1K on NIL
Oh shit oh shit I didn’t mean to click this thread. I don’t have $1,000.
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2021 OT Hayden Conner
I am also too big for most cars but I love jewelry.
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I pledge to post more pictures of this STEAK
Think how many tight ends that could have fed.
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2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized
Three of your roommates killed themselves while you lived together?