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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. No. Mater Dei doesn’t admit Armenians.
  2. They should get away free and clear unless Waingro fucks it all up.
  3. Shut the fuck up Steve, we guaranteed him giant bags of cash and mom is moving down the road. That’s it. He’s never god damn been here, quit being a fucking aggy.
  4. No surprise with Kirkland, look at what we offer: Austin. Cash. SEC. Cash. Sark don’t give a fuck. Cash. Team sucks due to previous regime. Cash. Boats. Hoes. Cash.
  5. Hell yes. We should have started doing this shit years ago.
  6. I love my big weird uncle John.
  7. I really wish someone would primary Ogg.
  8. Pete gives great answers but how about doing something about all the cancelled flights. Fine those fucking airlines.
  9. I would pay $500 for a soccer man to hose me down with that gun. It’s so fucking hot outside.
  10. Putting aside the aggie hate, Durkin should legitimately be banned from college coaching. He is just as bad as Briles, not only because of his (in)actions but because he creates a culture of abuse and fear when dealing with kids. Jordan McNair was 19 years old for fucks sake.
  11. WHAT IF THEY BOOKED THE FLIGHTS WITH MILES IT WOULD BE UNTRACEABLE!
  12. There are 2 options: they weren’t paying attention when they scheduled these visits or this is a calculated scheme to game the system. I wonder which one is the more likely scenario for a program run by a man named Jimbo from West Virginia.
  13. Scheduling their biggest recruiting event when OVs are not allowed and their class is in the toilet. Truly amazing.
  14. I used to eat Demeris sometimes, that’s how bad Houston BBQ used to be.
  15. Cromartie is more of a life coach/mentor than a DB coach.
  16. Look, we all know he’s bad, but he’s funny sometimes.
  17. I don’t think I’ve had the urge to bully someone in 20 years, but this thread did it. God damn fucking nerds.
  18. Im glad last years aggy class was so good. There is nothing better than aggy hubris followed by a massive collapse. Usually we have to wait until November to get this level of entertainment.
  19. Cat Osterman filmed you fucking ztejas?
  20. As the father of a D1 football player I can tell you it’s 100% true that parents read these boards and it influences our decisions. CTJ made me cry one time and I made Laramie cancel his official visit to UT. But it all worked out in the end, now my son is the starting kicker and CTJ is my best friend.
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