Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
No. Mater Dei doesn’t admit Armenians.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I sleep in a racecar bed.
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Holy crap: $100 million Brinks heist at CA truck stop
They should get away free and clear unless Waingro fucks it all up.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Whore chat will get us to 1,000
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Shut the fuck up Steve, we guaranteed him giant bags of cash and mom is moving down the road. That’s it. He’s never god damn been here, quit being a fucking aggy.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
No surprise with Kirkland, look at what we offer: Austin. Cash. SEC. Cash. Sark don’t give a fuck. Cash. Team sucks due to previous regime. Cash. Boats. Hoes. Cash.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Hell yes. We should have started doing this shit years ago.
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Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
- Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
Avocado toast!- 2022 Senate Elections
I love my big weird uncle John.- Totally legal and totally cool to kill 9-year olds in Houston
I really wish someone would primary Ogg.- Buttigieg/Secretary of Transportation Thread
Pete gives great answers but how about doing something about all the cancelled flights. Fine those fucking airlines.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I would pay $500 for a soccer man to hose me down with that gun. It’s so fucking hot outside.- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Putting aside the aggie hate, Durkin should legitimately be banned from college coaching. He is just as bad as Briles, not only because of his (in)actions but because he creates a culture of abuse and fear when dealing with kids. Jordan McNair was 19 years old for fucks sake.- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
WHAT IF THEY BOOKED THE FLIGHTS WITH MILES IT WOULD BE UNTRACEABLE!- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
There are 2 options: they weren’t paying attention when they scheduled these visits or this is a calculated scheme to game the system. I wonder which one is the more likely scenario for a program run by a man named Jimbo from West Virginia.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Scheduling their biggest recruiting event when OVs are not allowed and their class is in the toilet. Truly amazing.- Heights/Garden Oaks/Oak Forest
I used to eat Demeris sometimes, that’s how bad Houston BBQ used to be.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Cromartie is more of a life coach/mentor than a DB coach.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Look, we all know he’s bad, but he’s funny sometimes.- Organizational Behavior/Pop Psychology/Business Management/etc books
I don’t think I’ve had the urge to bully someone in 20 years, but this thread did it. God damn fucking nerds.- Raiders WR Henry Ruggs charged with DUI resulting in death after drunken crash kills someone
His BAC was Bacardi 151- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Im glad last years aggy class was so good. There is nothing better than aggy hubris followed by a massive collapse. Usually we have to wait until November to get this level of entertainment.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Cat Osterman filmed you fucking ztejas?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
As the father of a D1 football player I can tell you it’s 100% true that parents read these boards and it influences our decisions. CTJ made me cry one time and I made Laramie cancel his official visit to UT. But it all worked out in the end, now my son is the starting kicker and CTJ is my best friend. - Joe Biden 2022: Enter Dark Brandon
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