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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Who are you going to believe, Republicans and Fox News who have been pushing the replacement theory bullshit for years or the guy who talked to some guys and doesn’t remember hearing anything.
  2. Actually, I’m changing my answer to Lupe Tortilla. They can play on the filthy playground, enjoy all the vaguely racist Mexican paraphernalia, and have the best damn beef fajitas in town for about $150 a person.
  3. Take them to get something you can’t get in NOLA and/or unique to Houston, like Hugo’s. Everyone I’ve taken there from out of town loved it. Honestly the most fun dinners I’ve had taking people from out of town were at El Tiempo or Original Ninfa’s. Everyone loves margaritas and the sizzling meat platters.
  4. I’m getting pumped just imagining Addison and Worthy running wide open in OU’s secondary as Christian Jones is helping Ewers off the turf.
  5. Put me down for a murder suicide. Dealers choice on which is which.
  6. It sucks that the movie flopped at the box office, looks like all the good up and coming directors will just have to make Marvel movies.
  7. This show is good as hell and if you don’t like it you are wrong.
  8. Respect to the guy who flagged the Bible.
  9. Corn fritters and smoked salmon are also excellent at Loro. Wish they served brisket at lunch tho.
  10. My fitness gym has a man at the front desk so I have just disproven your entire post.
  11. Faster than that slow ass bitch Gatlin.
  12. The biggest problem is entitled millennials always wanting more money, not the fact that wages have basically stagnated for 30 years and inflation hasn’t so everything costs more. Avocado toast!
  13. God dammit can you imagine how much better we would have been for the last 40 years if we’d always been paying players like this.
  14. Wherever Addison goes he is going to focus on improving his draft stock as much as possible. The biggest hole in his game is his blocking ability and we have a shit Oline so he can get some cross training in at left tackle. It’s a win win.
  15. Fucking aggys
  16. Can you imagine if all the best players just go to the highest bidders? There would be like 6 good teams that would just rotate going to the playoffs. That’s not the kind of CFB that I want to see.
  17. We gotta get our guys faster cars.
  18. Are these still available?
  19. We just need to wait until his wanted level goes down to 0 stars, then it will be like nothing happened.
  20. I just had a flashback to 3 man rush after 3 man rush getting completely stonewalled as we get picked apart. Excited for this season!
  21. In all of his highlights he’s higher than Ramonce Taylor at an SAE party. But he’s also playing stand up end for some idiotic reason.
  22. 3 way back?
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