Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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Orange White Spring Game, Sat. April 23rd (Gates Open 4pm. Game starts 6pm)
So proud of my boy today, it sounds like he played well. I couldn’t watch the game because my roommate was using the TV to illegally stream Armenian soccer games but you better believe I’ll be watching in the fall. I told Hakob we’re watching the Horns even if Lokomotiv Yerevan is playing Alashkert.
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Last Picture Show on TCM
Varsity Blues /end thread
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Let’s get him. I am 100% ok with half our roster being Bama second teamers and malcontents.- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Wouldn’t be surprised if Hall is a team captain next year.- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
THE NUMBERS- 2022 Transfer WR Agiye Hall
- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
We can’t even take a transfer OL, have you seen the numbers?- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
I am so mad I didn’t think to come up with a sock called Hudson Standish boy reporter.- 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
I want Hall- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Dude is fast as hell in those highlights even if he is playing against middle schoolers.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Also Burke was offered by Harbuagh, who is a witch when it comes to D end offers for lower ranked guys. I refuse to google any of this but off the top of my head Kwitty, Wincovich, Hutchinson, Taco, not Gary he was a top recruit, and maybe Frank Clark?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Sad, stupid, Westlake honks: “Surely Vasek will win several Hesimans due to his superior breeding and top notch coaching” Wise, intelligent, Austin High fan: “lol who is Charles Wright and why does he play for Texas”- The Texas Two-Step: Johnson&Johnson Declares Bankruptcy
Motherfucker I am aware, I’m about to become a bankruptcy lawyer along with every other mass tort lawyer.- The Texas Two-Step: Johnson&Johnson Declares Bankruptcy
It’s going to be interesting to see how many companies follow J&J’s lead. I would think 3M almost certainly will.- The Texas Two-Step: Johnson&Johnson Declares Bankruptcy
Look, every lawyers favorite thing to do is authoritatively speculate on topics they know nothing about while insisting that they are correct no matter what.- The Texas Two-Step: Johnson&Johnson Declares Bankruptcy
Just rename this thread to “Twicehorn showing his ass”- Will Hurd throws in the towel
lol fuck him- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
I just want to know if the team is practicing with more intensity than last year and the older players are stepping up and holding everyone accountable. Maybe someone could find out if the early enrollees are turning some heads.- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Are we going to suck next year? I feel like we’re gonna suck.- Texas @ South Carolina Series Thread
Can’t believe ESPN is fucking up. There are literally tens of people trying to watch this game.- Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
Fucking Johnny Dirtbag up to bat.- Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
Stevens giant tiger tattoo on his left arm is hilarious, the camera angle makes it look like the tiger is staring at you.- Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
I support the Shriners and all but they really shouldn’t let patients be in charge of the replay review.- Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
Pretty sure he’s a burn victim. - 2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
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