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Hank Scorpio

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  1. So proud of my boy today, it sounds like he played well. I couldn’t watch the game because my roommate was using the TV to illegally stream Armenian soccer games but you better believe I’ll be watching in the fall. I told Hakob we’re watching the Horns even if Lokomotiv Yerevan is playing Alashkert.
  2. Varsity Blues /end thread
  3. Let’s get him. I am 100% ok with half our roster being Bama second teamers and malcontents.
  4. Wouldn’t be surprised if Hall is a team captain next year.
  5. We can’t even take a transfer OL, have you seen the numbers?
  6. I am so mad I didn’t think to come up with a sock called Hudson Standish boy reporter.
  7. Dude is fast as hell in those highlights even if he is playing against middle schoolers.
  8. Also Burke was offered by Harbuagh, who is a witch when it comes to D end offers for lower ranked guys. I refuse to google any of this but off the top of my head Kwitty, Wincovich, Hutchinson, Taco, not Gary he was a top recruit, and maybe Frank Clark?
  9. Sad, stupid, Westlake honks: “Surely Vasek will win several Hesimans due to his superior breeding and top notch coaching” Wise, intelligent, Austin High fan: “lol who is Charles Wright and why does he play for Texas”
  10. Motherfucker I am aware, I’m about to become a bankruptcy lawyer along with every other mass tort lawyer.
  11. It’s going to be interesting to see how many companies follow J&J’s lead. I would think 3M almost certainly will.
  12. Look, every lawyers favorite thing to do is authoritatively speculate on topics they know nothing about while insisting that they are correct no matter what.
  13. Just rename this thread to “Twicehorn showing his ass”
  14. lol fuck him
  15. I just want to know if the team is practicing with more intensity than last year and the older players are stepping up and holding everyone accountable. Maybe someone could find out if the early enrollees are turning some heads.
  16. Are we going to suck next year? I feel like we’re gonna suck.
  17. Can’t believe ESPN is fucking up. There are literally tens of people trying to watch this game.
  18. Fucking Johnny Dirtbag up to bat.
  19. Stevens giant tiger tattoo on his left arm is hilarious, the camera angle makes it look like the tiger is staring at you.
  20. I support the Shriners and all but they really shouldn’t let patients be in charge of the replay review.
  21. Pretty sure he’s a burn victim.
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