I use voir dire to work on my standup material. It’s mostly race humor, juries don’t seem to like it much but fuck them, the judge gave me an hour and I’m going to use it.
My favorite was when we bombed the only infant formula factory in Iraq and he said it was really a biological weapons factory which, of course, it was not.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/inatl/longterm/fogofwar/vignettes/v4.htm
Gotta give those guys credit, they played a heck of a game tonight and deserved the big win, especially at home. Games like that are what college football is all about. Going to be a wild ride this season and I’m excited to see how it all plays out.
Samples isn’t going anywhere. He bought Jerry Jones’ mansion on turtle creek and makes 37 million dollars a year. No one at SMU even knows he works there so he doesn’t bother showing up to work.
Who wants a national championship when you can get $150 a month delivered to you in a Whataburger bag by a guy who looks like he just escaped from a mental institution?
I would like to see what the win percentage metrics say about kicking a field goal vs going for it on 4th and 1 with that score. My guess is the numbers say go for it.
It’s almost like out D isn’t that great because we have 2 walk ons getting snaps and don’t have a single decent pass rusher. Maybe more exotic schemes would help. Maybe blitz the deep safety post snap, no way the offense would see that coming.
ATM is basically a big 10 team like Penn St or Michigan. They’re going to have a good defense and run a basic offense that does not scheme advantages and relies on the players to make something happen.