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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. The Dems need to kick this up a notch and divert the plane to Cuba. I want to see Abbott order the Texas Military to invade Cuba.
  2. Rick and Morty fans being weirdos and arguing on the internet? I don’t believe it.
  3. Looks like the US needs to invade. What could go wrong?
  4. I find it hilarious that football coaches all over the country are currently screaming at their staff about why they don’t have an NFT program while having no idea what it is. Some poor staffer is having to explain blockchain to Ed Orgeron.
  5. After losing Williams and Banks but landing 2 white linemen you have to think that Sark can’t close with black players. You would think he would be great relating to POC players because he’s Armenian.
  6. I believe the 850 is BSA and locals, but does not include money from any of the insurers. The fight with the insurance companies is ongoing.
  7. Stay in your lane dinosaur boy, the alien experts are talking.
  8. Hank Scorpio replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    I bought some of those fake weed gummies they sell in Texas now. What the fuck. How is this legal. I’m so high.
  9. Where do you live? Lake Travis or Memorial? Which is it Bill? I always knew you were a liar.
  10. The fuck are you nerds talking about in here
  11. Im watching a live feed of the locker room and Del Conte just walked in and started reading your post to Pierce, thank God.
  12. Disappointing season, gotta think Pierce is on the hot seat after that. The standard is winning the championship every single year and Pierce just isn’t cutting it.
  13. Baseball team really let us down, can’t imagine that loss is sitting well with the recruits. Sark needs to think of these things before scheduling OVs.
  14. Not to toot my own horn but I like to think I helped land one of our biggest commits. I’m not going to name names but let’s just say Sark couldn’t just “snap” his fingers and get his commitment, it was more of a “long” shot. Anyways, he shows up for his official visit but the guard at the stadium wouldn’t let him in because his name wasn’t on the list and he didn’t appear to be a football player. Luckily Laramie was also having trouble getting in (even though he has a note from Banks that says he’s on the team) and they struck up a friendship. Then Laramie calls me to see if we can host him for his visit so I go pick them up and take them to that laser tag place at Northcross mall. Things got pretty wild and we ended up going to see a movie too. By Sunday he was ready to sign the commitment papers I drafted up for him and the rest is history.
  15. Hank Scorpio replied to ftf82's topic in Austin
    Bring your wife over to Hank’s and I’ll take some pictures of her too.
  16. I'm pretty booked up the rest of this week since they just opened a new Arby's by my house but I should have some time to meet on this early next week.
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