Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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What if America had 6 parties
Buncha new shitlibs in here.
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Arkansas game week
Me when I’m watching the offense; me when I’m watching the defense
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Arkansas game week
Please don’t bring the fuck tent.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 1)
We’re back?!
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Well he’s playing like Jeb Bush.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Better backfield: 2001 Miami or 2021 Texas?
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Whole lot of 9/11 promo shit on Fox.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Coward
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Look at that block from Brewer. No way he’s trying this hard if he wasn’t getting stacks and stacks of fake money.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
I will find and kill God if Bijan is hurt.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Since when are our receivers allowed to break tackles?
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Keys for the second half: 1. Play hard 2. Have fun 3. Make friends
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Surly Horns Burnt Ends Signing Day
Brewer is going to find an extra fake $80 bill in his locker after this game.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Derry is not what I am talking about but Renfro is exactly what I am talking about.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
It’s probably because I’m racist, but I like finally having one of those low ranked, overachieving, super jacked white linebackers that Iowa State or Wisconsin always have flying all over the field. It’s fun.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Proud to be a part of that touchdown, I heard Brewer didn’t have enough money to buy cleats so he was always slipping in practice but after getting the Burnt Ends money he was able to steal some from Foot Locker.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
You know Sark saw this. That’s what $10 a month gets you.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
We need a Rojo Bijan wildcat package. Maybe I’ll suggest that to Steve at our next boosters meeting.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Our line is holding more than Ramonce Taylor at an SAE party.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Line doesn’t look great but I bet we’ve got a lot of incoming talent that will be able to fill in going forward.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
Dicker needs to stick to punting. I know a certain freshman who would have made that easy.
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
What the fuck is our head coach doing finding multiple ways to get the ball into our best player’s hands?
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[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up
I want my money back.
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Surly Horns Burnt Ends Signing Day
If I’m not technically a booster then why am I lighting cigars with $100 bills and complaining about a Charlie Strong not being head coach material?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Everyone needs to stop it with the recruiting shit until we get to the bottom of that backwards cheerleader. What the fuck.