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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Exactly. What if he misses a block because he was promoting his social media instead of studying his play book and the LB breaks both of Card's legs and then they both have to be amputated and Card is in a wheelchair for his entire life and he gets hooked on pain killers during rehab and then he overdoses. I get wanting to do what's best for your career but Blue literally killed Hudson Card in this all too real scenario that will certainly happen.
  2. Don’t listen to him, he’s obsessed with my son and frankly it’s becoming a problem.
  3. I mean it’s not ideal for a malcontent player to quit his senior year no matter how talented he is and it seems insincere to try and paint this as a normal business decision a player makes because he is concerned with getting overworked or CTE. That being said every top prospect should do this and then in college if they are studs as freshmen they should out until the NFL draft. Fuck playing for free.
  4. This thread giving the abortion thread a run for its money with wing nuts posting pure drivel. Someone tell Bob to just merge the threads.
  5. God dammit I just wanted to see if there was any info on some of the bills Abbott signed in the last few days and all you fuckers are arguing with the donkey troll. Knock it off.
  6. WHAT ABOUT CHICAGO!?!???
  7. Has anyone pointed out yet that the minorities are the real racists?
  8. Manslpaining what it means to be a woman to a woman is the final test before you get your Libertarian black belt (every Libertarian obviously takes karate classes)
  9. Exactly! Sometimes you really have to spell it out for these dumb bitches.
  10. As a Texas citizen this law is disgusting and I will do everything I can to oppose it. As a lawyer this is a great bill that gives me thousands of potential new clients to sue those greedy abortion clinics into the ground. The days of Planned Parenthood millionaire doctors facing no repercussions for providing free pre natal care to underprivileged women are over.
  11. Yes. The county judge can declare a mega disaster that never ends. Sorry, that was a flippant little joke, quit saying stupid fucking shit pretending to “just be asking questions” you imbecile.
  12. I would now like to spend the next 2 hours arguing with the stupidest man on the planet about what the word terrorist means. The game is afoot good sir.
  13. I just hope everyone on the team tries their best and has fun and makes friends.
  14. Exactly. Have you thought about maybe volunteering at a women’s shelter or maybe counseling sex abuse victims? I feel like you’ve got the right attitude and would be great at it.
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