Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
Say it to my face motherfucker
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Texas O-line talk
My daughter is terrible at math but she knows how to reach a 3 technique.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Jordan Shipley looks terrible in the second picture.
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RIP Norm Macdonald
You guys are brothers? Yeah, it's a long story. My Dad boned his Mom. Ok, it's a short story.
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Joe Biden 2021
Who knew Bama fans were all Bernie Bros.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Sounds like something a football board poster would say.
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Hawkeye- Marvel Disney+ show
Put some god damn respect on Vincent D’Onofrio’s name you fucking comic book nerd.
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Move To Ban The Eyes of Texas
Your honors, what if it’s the minorities that are the real racists? /Texas Supreme Court Dismisses Eyes of Texas Lawsuit
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Surly Horns Podcast Season 3 Episode 4 - Type 1 Fun Featuring Cade Brewer
Please tell Cade he’s invited to my birthday party the next time he’s on your radio show.
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Game Week, Rice edition
Good thing Murphy is polished and ready to compete as a Freshman. Otherwise we’d be in trouble.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Why the fuck would I ever look at the football board.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
lol
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Haha did you see Worthy. He’s going to transfer.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
This is the worst thing that has ever happened today.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
This is our recruiting 9/11
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Oh yeah I forgot, thank god the stupid piggy QB doesn’t know how to audible because they should have scored on that 3rd down where we blew the coverage and had 2 on 3 on the outside.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
You gotta put Casey Thompson in. He’s a much better option than Jones at LT
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
I put in a call to Steve, told him to let the TE room know that if they pick it up in the second half I would increase my monthly donation to $20. That should light some fires.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
What a bunch of stupid fucking piggies. They don’t just run twice on 3rd and 2 inside the 10 and then let the clock run at the end of the half against our gassed D. Thank god for stupid SEC bullshit.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
It’s like Sark has Herman in his headset calling plays.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
This has been an extremely Hermanesque performance.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
We’re lucky they are mediocre, it should be way worse than 13-0.
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[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam
Two deep safeties who can’t run fill when all they do is run
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9/11
We got ourselves a real intellectual here.
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9/11
Hunter S. Thompson the day after 9/11, posted on ESPN of all places: