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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Say it to my face motherfucker
  2. My daughter is terrible at math but she knows how to reach a 3 technique.
  3. Jordan Shipley looks terrible in the second picture.
  4. You guys are brothers? Yeah, it's a long story. My Dad boned his Mom. Ok, it's a short story.
  5. Who knew Bama fans were all Bernie Bros.
  6. Sounds like something a football board poster would say.
  7. Put some god damn respect on Vincent D’Onofrio’s name you fucking comic book nerd.
  8. Your honors, what if it’s the minorities that are the real racists? /Texas Supreme Court Dismisses Eyes of Texas Lawsuit
  9. Please tell Cade he’s invited to my birthday party the next time he’s on your radio show.
  10. Good thing Murphy is polished and ready to compete as a Freshman. Otherwise we’d be in trouble.
  11. Why the fuck would I ever look at the football board.
  12. Haha did you see Worthy. He’s going to transfer.
  13. This is the worst thing that has ever happened today.
  14. Oh yeah I forgot, thank god the stupid piggy QB doesn’t know how to audible because they should have scored on that 3rd down where we blew the coverage and had 2 on 3 on the outside.
  15. You gotta put Casey Thompson in. He’s a much better option than Jones at LT
  16. I put in a call to Steve, told him to let the TE room know that if they pick it up in the second half I would increase my monthly donation to $20. That should light some fires.
  17. What a bunch of stupid fucking piggies. They don’t just run twice on 3rd and 2 inside the 10 and then let the clock run at the end of the half against our gassed D. Thank god for stupid SEC bullshit.
  18. It’s like Sark has Herman in his headset calling plays.
  19. This has been an extremely Hermanesque performance.
  20. We’re lucky they are mediocre, it should be way worse than 13-0.
  21. Two deep safeties who can’t run fill when all they do is run
  22. Hank Scorpio replied to Incredulity's topic in Cloak Room
    We got ourselves a real intellectual here.
  23. Hank Scorpio replied to Incredulity's topic in Cloak Room
    Hunter S. Thompson the day after 9/11, posted on ESPN of all places:
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