Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Hank Scorpio

Certifiably Surly
  • Joined

Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. They need some sort of extremely loud ship horn to play after every Melendez hit.
  2. This pitcher has outstanding warrants in 5 non contiguous Tennessee counties.
  3. I tuned in for the disabled kids.
  4. Every white guy on Tennessee is on steroids.
  5. Melendez really is the Hispanic Titanic, but in a bad way now not the good way from earlier.
  6. If Kennedy doesn’t get plunked there he strikes out, I have never been more certain of anything in my life.
  7. I want the 400 lb lineman. Put some good weight on him, get him to 450, and dare teams to run on us.
  8. She’s a fucking imbecile and by far the best Republican candidate in that race.
  9. I like Pierce but every time I see him at third base I think “look at that little fucking nerd”
  10. This fucker is going to walk home 5 runs while hopping off the mound each time.
  11. This new pitcher is three children in a trench coat.
  12. I’m starting to think that Rice fucking sucks at baseball.
  13. Show. Me. A. Loss.
  14. Thank fucking god Horns baseball is back.
  15. Congrats to Rush on being one year sober!
  16. The hits keep coming. I only skimmed it but I think a 6th grader wrote it.
  17. Forgot to add that a couple of weeks ago he made a lawyer remove their mask during argument, because he’s an old fucking nut job.
  18. The dissent is entertaining but don’t forget that Smith just upheld the nationwide injunction on the vaccine mandate for federal employees, you know the one that failed in 15 district courts before they found a trump appointee district court judge stupid enough to do it. Smith is just another old conservative crank who only gives a shit when an issue would hurt big business. Fuck him.
  19. If we don’t land this exact class Sark has got to go.
  20. Can you imagine how much shit the baseball team is giving that coach for getting beat up by a bunch of children?
  21. I hear the team has a new attitude this offseason and is working harder than ever before and that there’s a different vibe around the team because players are buying in. Totally different from pervious offseasons. Also talk from inside Belmont is optimistic, they’ve been really impressed with some of the early enrollees and think this roster has the talent to compete for the playoffs.
  22. Who had “not knowing who David Cutcliffe is” as the reason for the next ban?
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.