Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
They need some sort of extremely loud ship horn to play after every Melendez hit.
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
This pitcher has outstanding warrants in 5 non contiguous Tennessee counties.
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
I tuned in for the disabled kids.
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
The sick kid?!
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
Every white guy on Tennessee is on steroids.
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
Melendez really is the Hispanic Titanic, but in a bad way now not the good way from earlier.
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Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread
If Kennedy doesn’t get plunked there he strikes out, I have never been more certain of anything in my life.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I want the 400 lb lineman. Put some good weight on him, get him to 450, and dare teams to run on us.
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Sarah Stogner for Railroad Commissioner - Video
She’s a fucking imbecile and by far the best Republican candidate in that race.
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Texas @ Texas A&M - CC series thread
I like Pierce but every time I see him at third base I think “look at that little fucking nerd”
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Texas @ Texas A&M - CC series thread
This fucker is going to walk home 5 runs while hopping off the mound each time.
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Texas @ Texas A&M - CC series thread
This new pitcher is three children in a trench coat.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Looks like Pearson came crawling back
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Rice @ Texas Series Thread
I’m starting to think that Rice fucking sucks at baseball.
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Rice @ Texas Series Thread
Show. Me. A. Loss.
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Rice @ Texas Series Thread
Thank fucking god Horns baseball is back.
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Rush Limbaugh's corpse continues to rot
Congrats to Rush on being one year sober!
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5th Circuit stays United Airlines vaccine mandate
The hits keep coming. I only skimmed it but I think a 6th grader wrote it.
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5th Circuit stays United Airlines vaccine mandate
Forgot to add that a couple of weeks ago he made a lawyer remove their mask during argument, because he’s an old fucking nut job.
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5th Circuit stays United Airlines vaccine mandate
The dissent is entertaining but don’t forget that Smith just upheld the nationwide injunction on the vaccine mandate for federal employees, you know the one that failed in 15 district courts before they found a trump appointee district court judge stupid enough to do it. Smith is just another old conservative crank who only gives a shit when an issue would hurt big business. Fuck him.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
If we don’t land this exact class Sark has got to go.
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Teacher jumped at Houston high school by middle grade students
Can you imagine how much shit the baseball team is giving that coach for getting beat up by a bunch of children?
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Happy Endings- the sitcom we deserved but couldn't have
I only watch classical music TV.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I hear the team has a new attitude this offseason and is working harder than ever before and that there’s a different vibe around the team because players are buying in. Totally different from pervious offseasons. Also talk from inside Belmont is optimistic, they’ve been really impressed with some of the early enrollees and think this roster has the talent to compete for the playoffs.
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2022 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Who had “not knowing who David Cutcliffe is” as the reason for the next ban?